spongebob

(verb) To intentionally or unintentionally scrape one's front teeth on another's phallus while performing fellatio, in the same manner as Spongebob Squarepants did with a chocolate bar, in the episode "Life of Crime". This is generally unintentional, and due to the lack of experience of the person giving fellatio.

"Jane gives awful head, she spongebobbed me for three minutes before I told her to just stop."

by princeofplutonia April 15, 2019

Spongebob with no eyes

A code word used at local ice cream trucks to imply the buying of Marijuana

"Yeah I'll have a spongebob with no eyes"
"How many"
"4 grams"

by Googooberry September 24, 2019

spongeboob.co

A popular meme page on Instagram and IFunny who’s the chillest person ever.

Person 1: “Hey, do you know Spongeboob?
Person 2: “Who?”
Person 1: “Spongeboob? He’s a very popular meme page on Instagram and IFunny! You can find him on IFunny (Spongeboob), and on Instagram @spongeboob.co. You should follow him, he’s the chillest dude ever and answers everyone’s DM’s.”
Person 2: “Wow, he sounds so awesome! I will follow him right now!”

by Actual Spongeboob September 29, 2019

Spongebob

well he's the person we all love who we can all agree is fun to watch. Also known as the god of all memes

I shall kill Spongebob said Squidward as he put his deathray on his clarinet.

by Dizzy Dood October 1, 2019

Spongebob

Sex move where several males put their dicks in every female's holes.

Me with the boys did spongebob last night to my gf

by DThrE October 16, 2019

Spongebob

A spongebob is a fictional character that haunts kids it does not have a gender or body but can be heard screaming ARE YOU READY KIDS!?

A spongebob ate my kids

by Wert#@$! October 28, 2019

Spongebob

A talking sponge who lives in the city of Bikini bottom, in his early 20's

SpongeBob is gay SpongeBob is a Nazi SpongeBob banged ur mom

by spongebobisanazi November 11, 2019