Seriously guys what the actual fuck is the ACTUAL deal with the SpongeBob guy? I really can't wrap my fucking head around it. Aside from critical fat cock theory there is NO REASONABLE EXPLANATION FOR THAT SHIT! Stop making videos about it. Get that shit out of my sight. I couldn't possibly be more upset about this. You have all collectively failed me.
Hym "Seriously, this fucking SpongeBob Guy shit is really getting me. No amount of cleaning my fucking room is going to convert into banging Arianna Grande.... BUT... Being in a SpongeBob musical does... I mean... It TECHNICALLY makes me RIGHT AGAIN (Because bitches love SpongeBob)... But this is my single most hollow victory... I was right... But at what cost? I might actually welcome the lobotomy at this point. We've left absurdity altogether and shifted into insanity. She has to be doing that on purpose. She knows who I am. She knew it would make headlines. An entirely calculated decision. She's trying to ruin 'being right' for me. The ONLY THING I ENJOY and she fucking ruined it. God damn you.... MMMM!"
by Hym Iam August 14, 2023
Get the SpongeBob Guymug. Bryan: I'm not gonna get my cancer treated, the medical bills would bankrupt me
US healthcare system: tHE mEDiCAl bILLs wOUlD baNKrUpT mE
(The submission form wanted me to use the word 'spongebob case' in the example. But it didn't serve the joke, and the meme is widely known, hence this unnecessary text. Ideally the editor will remove this text before publication.)
US healthcare system: tHE mEDiCAl bILLs wOUlD baNKrUpT mE
(The submission form wanted me to use the word 'spongebob case' in the example. But it didn't serve the joke, and the meme is widely known, hence this unnecessary text. Ideally the editor will remove this text before publication.)
by qsdfghjklm December 18, 2023
Get the spongebob casemug. when you are having secret tickle time with someone and you are wearing a penis glove when you have reached the climactic point you will pull your meat candle out of the cave with red walls and you will pee in the penis glove and the but it on the persons head simmilar to how one might wear a astronaut hemet
by cleetus mcfeetus September 11, 2024
Get the spongebob spaceship rodeomug. by DThrE October 16, 2019
Get the Spongebobmug. 
Me:ey yo spongebob don't tell Patrick I shit my pants
Spongebob: I got you homey *craps pants*
Me: you my nigga
Spongebob: I got you homey *craps pants*
Me: you my nigga
by Ay girl October 23, 2017
Get the Spongebobmug. Freaky SpongeBob Knee Syndrome (Professionally abbreviated to FSKS) is a rare physical symptom on mainly mens knees where the knees turn lightly yellow with black lumps which resemble the key patterns of famous cartoon character SpongeBob SquarePants. This is caused of a lack of blood flow in the fingers which cause the ears, nipples, toes, nose and especially the knees which is what causes the knees to turn pale and slightly yellow. The black lumps on the knees can cause slight irritation but nothing more.
by SonnyK December 23, 2024
Get the Freaky SpongeBob Knee Syndrome.mug.