Squirt Sponge

The part of a man’s beard directly below his lips. Necessary for soaking up all of the love juices during an adventorous oral sex session.

Mary was thankful for Brian’s squirt sponge, it made cleanup a breeze.

by BillyBarou February 27, 2024

Cum-sponge

Used when referring to a girl who has a lot of unprotected sexual adventures.

"Gwendoline has become quite the cum-sponge as of late"
"You will be my cum-sponge for a 24 hour period"

by th3piedpiper April 19, 2016

gravy sponge

A fat, unkempt woman whom vacuums up cum every chance she gets.

“Where’d becca go”?
“I saw that gravy sponge headin to the men’s restroom with some rando.”

by Monkeyjuggler March 4, 2024

leaky sponge

When a tampon leaks blood

The tampon was like a leaky sponge

by Hueybooty May 3, 2015

Gooey sponge

After you take you morning shit you take a sponge dip it in the poop water and squeeze the remains into you fiends backpack

“OMG I opened my backpack and got a HUGE whiff of poop, I guess I got gooey sponged”

by juliaholton December 9, 2020

The Year of Sponge Baths

A period of time during which one must provide unnecessary care for a significant other because the individual is overly needy.

Avery had to miss the Boys to Men concert because it was the year of sponge baths with her worthless boyfriend.

by Slamb Doctor September 14, 2019

Busted Like A Sponge

Phrase used by one as an explanation or response to a negative(usually) statement.

1)
Person 1: Hey, did you hear about John getting arrested?
Person 2: Yeah, he got busted like a sponge!

2)
Person 1: What did you think of that test, dawg?
Person 2: Aw, man, it was busted like a sponge, you know what I'm saying?

by TheFlameX March 25, 2010