when you and your roommates smoke weed in the bathroom because your landlords are assholes and don't let you smoke in the backyard
by fuckdaops September 7, 2020
Get the bathroom shufflemug. The walk you do with your ass cheeks squeezed real tight, and taking very small steps when you have to shit NOW.
by Sparky D63 September 5, 2015
Get the dookie shufflemug. I was wondering why my date was doing the uncomfortable shuffle in the middle of the bar until she threw her bra at my face.
by OpusX June 11, 2023
Get the uncomfortable shufflemug. The cinema shuffle is the movement you make when you want to walk to your seat, but people are sitting in the row and you need to get past them. You usually try not to touch anyone's legs, which makes the cinema shuffle a unique movement because it's awkward.
I hate it when I have to sit in the middle of the row, the cinema shuffle is so slow and annoying to do.
by SadCactus July 1, 2016
Get the Cinema shufflemug. by Seymour Twats April 16, 2015
Get the Ramsey Shufflemug. The act of moving shit (furniture, storage bins, clutter, etc.) from one place to another for no logical reason other than creating the illusion of cleaning up.
“Go to the garage and help your brother, we’re doing a shit shuffle today.”
“Your mother was drinking Pinot Grigio last night and now she’s shit shuffling the whole house. I suggest you go to your friends house after soccer practice.”
“Go to stage 4 and shit shuffle all the dressing from Bobby’s set to the east wall. Make sure to keep the fire lanes clear.”
“Your mother was drinking Pinot Grigio last night and now she’s shit shuffling the whole house. I suggest you go to your friends house after soccer practice.”
“Go to stage 4 and shit shuffle all the dressing from Bobby’s set to the east wall. Make sure to keep the fire lanes clear.”
by Giveupcontrol September 19, 2022
Get the Shit Shufflemug. by Jimmy403 June 5, 2019
Get the Seabag Shufflemug.