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bathroom shuffle

when you and your roommates smoke weed in the bathroom because your landlords are assholes and don't let you smoke in the backyard
roommate 1: tryna hit the bathroom shuffle?
roommates 2, 3 & 4: fuck ya!
by fuckdaops September 7, 2020
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dookie shuffle

The walk you do with your ass cheeks squeezed real tight, and taking very small steps when you have to shit NOW.
I had to shit so bad I did the dookie shuffle to the bathroom.
by Sparky D63 September 5, 2015
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uncomfortable shuffle

When a female is try to take her bra in the middle of a group of people without being noticed.
I was wondering why my date was doing the uncomfortable shuffle in the middle of the bar until she threw her bra at my face.
by OpusX June 11, 2023
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Cinema shuffle

The cinema shuffle is the movement you make when you want to walk to your seat, but people are sitting in the row and you need to get past them. You usually try not to touch anyone's legs, which makes the cinema shuffle a unique movement because it's awkward.
I hate it when I have to sit in the middle of the row, the cinema shuffle is so slow and annoying to do.
by SadCactus July 1, 2016
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Ramsey Shuffle

The act of being tea bagged and slapping your tongue at it like a lizard.
He woke up to a ball sack and started licking it as if doing the Ramsey Shuffle.
by Seymour Twats April 16, 2015
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Shit Shuffle

The act of moving shit (furniture, storage bins, clutter, etc.) from one place to another for no logical reason other than creating the illusion of cleaning up.
“Go to the garage and help your brother, we’re doing a shit shuffle today.”

Your mother was drinking Pinot Grigio last night and now she’s shit shuffling the whole house. I suggest you go to your friends house after soccer practice.”

“Go to stage 4 and shit shuffle all the dressing from Bobby’s set to the east wall. Make sure to keep the fire lanes clear.”
by Giveupcontrol September 19, 2022
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Seabag Shuffle

To carry ones belongings in a seabag from barracks room to barracks room in a seabag.
Hey man I made that Seabag Shuffle we had to change barracks rooms after my roommate had bedbugs.
by Jimmy403 June 5, 2019
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