“Shawn Skinner” is the act of smacking back 10 beers before eating the Holy Ghost out of a girls ass
John- hey dan did u do a Shawn Skinner last night
Dan- yeah I was hamsauced last night and her ass was looking juicy
John- solid
Dan- yeah I was hamsauced last night and her ass was looking juicy
John- solid
by Dawgpoo February 7, 2019
Get the Shawn Skinnermug. a Nigga wit a stupid LONG ASS DICK,he is good in bed,and is kind and smart.He is also about that life period pooh.
by john is the shit April 10, 2020
Get the shawn hammug. A Shawn is HANDS DOWN the sweetest creature in existence. Just looking into his eyes takes your breath away. His smile cures all pain and fixes every ill you have. There is no man on this earth like him. Shawn's are very tall, (almost like a tree you want to climb!), extremely considerate and thoughtful, you will never have enough of a Shawn.
You will find yourself with ants in your pants to speak with him and when he finally comes down from castle in his famous sleepy hair to greet you, you will find yourself without words. 🥺
I lo...😍😍😍😍😍😍 *faints*!
You will find yourself with ants in your pants to speak with him and when he finally comes down from castle in his famous sleepy hair to greet you, you will find yourself without words. 🥺
I lo...😍😍😍😍😍😍 *faints*!
Girl 1: I was sooooo paranoid to speak to Shawn for so long due to his intense intelligence. I was sure he was the stealthiest cop imaginable. Or some sort of UN representative.. I'm also fairly sure hes married..I mean how could he not be taken!??? 🥴🥺🥺🥺
He could have ANY JOB! ANY WOMAN!! PURE TALENT!!!
And those ULTIMATE blue-green JIZZ EYES!!!! 😍😍😍
Girl 2: Wtf DUDE?! Why would such a sexy cop even talk to you, you are not special! You're also a pure nutcase!
Girl 1: I know, I thought I was being taken by the CIA. :3 😵 💫😍 Literally he knows what I'm THINKING!
Girl 1: Oh God, I could just die now, he looked this way!!!!!!!! 😭 🥴
He could have ANY JOB! ANY WOMAN!! PURE TALENT!!!
And those ULTIMATE blue-green JIZZ EYES!!!! 😍😍😍
Girl 2: Wtf DUDE?! Why would such a sexy cop even talk to you, you are not special! You're also a pure nutcase!
Girl 1: I know, I thought I was being taken by the CIA. :3 😵 💫😍 Literally he knows what I'm THINKING!
Girl 1: Oh God, I could just die now, he looked this way!!!!!!!! 😭 🥴
by Sexy$secure March 8, 2022
Get the Shawnmug. by Rob run corleone August 27, 2022
Get the Shawn Boydmug. by Dyllyrobby September 2, 2023
Get the Shawnsmug. Shawn is a fucking asshole
by Goodgiy4321 August 11, 2024
Get the Shawnmug. Also known as "Goku - Kakarot", Shawn is someone who has a Strong Will, is Determined and extremely competitive. Despite his past history and extremely good looks, Shawn has turned things around and has become someone who is caring and big hearted and will do anything to protect those he loves most. Shawn is definitely someone you do not want to mess with or you will feel the Full Power of this Saiyan.
by Ts007 February 2, 2022
Get the Shawnmug.