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Alpha Shart

When you really need to fart so you decide to let it rip, but instead of farting you unexpectedly shit all over the fucking floor....like everwhere.
So I was at a friends house and I realised needed to fart and he was sleeping on the couch, so I pulled down my pants and let out a massive Alpha Shart
by IAmTheGayGod December 1, 2016
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BO Shart

When you fart while sweating severally enough to mist the sweat from your ass crack.
Wow, did Tanner just BO Shart on Seth's pillow?
by Greenhower January 22, 2016
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sharted shower

When you realize that you sharted, then take off your clothes, only to have the SHART affixed to your leg or legs. So you decide you have to get into the shower to wash off the shart. Next time, don't shart.
I had a sharted shower in the middle of the night after I awakened from the spicy dinner we ate with a warm sensation on my leg.
by corsendonkian May 8, 2019
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bony shart

A very annoying piece of shit. Usually a nickname for someone named mark.
Dude mark? More like bony shart! Fuck you mark!
by Execius August 28, 2019
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Dick Shart

A complication of a colovesicular fistula or CVF where an abnormal connection occurs between the bowel and bladder allowing bowel contents to enter the bladder and come out the dick. It is a complication of diverticulitis or Crohns disease
Harry was doing his famous Dick the Dragon routine by lighting a dick fart when the performance came to an abrupt end with the appearance of an unexpected Dick Shart
by greg9255 November 24, 2020
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Hammerhead Shart

Of the nine known species of sharts, only three are known to be particularly dangerous to humans: the scalloped, great, and smooth hammerhead sharts. As of 2017, 17 attacks have been recorded, with only two fatalities. By far the worst shart of all sharts. There is no wiping up this mess.
Dude, did you see Trump on the golf course today? He laid a great hammerhead shart.

Nah, man, that's an alternative fart.
by firstinitiallname April 7, 2017
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demon sharting

the phenomenon that occurs after the use of a fuck tonne of oil in cooking, when the fiery demon created inside you by the oil bursts out of your arsehole in a pure steamy liquid explosion.
Wife: "Oh love, the bathroom fucking stinks, what the fuck happened in there?"
Husband: "it was your fucking cooking, I've been demon sharting everywhere!"
Wife: "clean that shit up" *literally*
by chemistrynonce April 27, 2017
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