Shag Drag

That depressed feeling you get when you realise that Shaggy is not the most powerful being in the multiverse as he has been canonically defeated according to Meme Scriptures.

An excerpt from “Scooby Dooby Doo”

-Scooby Dooby Doo
-Did a poo
-And Shaggy thought it was chocolate
-Shaggy took a bite
-And turned white
-And that was the end of Shaggy

I’m, like feeling the Shag Drag, man

by Yeetist Deakinist Monk February 18, 2019

april panic shagging

Feeling or better yet busting a nut on girlfriend or family

How did you spend your holiday John
A bit of April panic shagging to my mom

by Midgeplayes October 1, 2018

Shag and snag

To have sex with someone and take an article of theirs, such as undies, phone charger, tank top, when you leave the premises

I did the old “shag and snag” with her last night and ended up with a new keychain and a tee shirt

by Nolagirl ar June 2, 2018

Shag a shortbread

When you’ve just made a grand old error or found out some devastating news it’s appropriate to use this phrase

Mother: yer nan’s just died x
Me: OH shag a shortbread!

by Willne has a square head x March 23, 2019

shagging with 9/11

Shagging with 9/11. U get it u get it. U dont , u dont. That's how life be sometimes 🤷🏼 ♀️

Archie does not compute🤣 shagging with 9/11

by Jessc1122 December 5, 2019

Shag your left toe

The phrase "shag your left toe" originates from modern day england. This phrase is normally used by fuckwits who think they can stick their dick in the most irrelevant parts of your body.

This Phrase has no meening, as it is just and irrelvant comment.

"Oi, shut up, or i'll give you a cheeky headbutt and i'll shag your left toe"

by ICantTellYouWordsAndShiz December 17, 2019

69 shag shag

it’s a party of people shagging each other xoxo

I’m gonna invite everyone to my 69 shag shag

by daddy_thanos_xoxo June 17, 2019