Opp season

A time of year where sliding on your opps ( opponents ) at any time/moment is permissible.

“Are u fr about to rob him ? hes w his daughter bro”

“ion care he can catch this fade”
“damn is it opp season??”

by swoozo October 7, 2022

Flip season

Flipping hoes

It's flip season

by Vfjebcnrn October 9, 2021

camo season

An excuse to wear some ugly ass camo sweatsuits.
Also used to show how little fucks a person can give.

(it's especially effective if you yell it in a Scottish accent)

Calvin gives no fucks when y'all make fun of him cause he knows IT'S CAMO SEASONNNNN!!
Is it camo season yet?
Adam's girlfriend does not approve of his camo season outfits.

camo no fucks

by Ts4eves August 10, 2016

Harpoon Season

Any period of time in which a man will try to hook up with any woman who greatly supersedes him in both weight and size.

It is a reference to the mid 1800's in which harpoons where the weapon of choice for whalers who hunted some of the largest mammals on the planet.

Person 1: Bro, do you see that chick over there? Ima get her number.

Person 2: Dude, she's got 100 pounds on you easy.

Person 1: Fuck it! Its harpoon season!

by k_jord March 2, 2022

Seasoning the meatloaf

It's another term for masturbationand it often refers to a man spanking his meat and cumming

Man I love seasoning the meatloaf!

by Hoe_please_19 June 9, 2016

The Seasonal Flu

The flu that looks like a pussy compared to The Swine.

"I think I've got The Seasonal Flu."

"At least you don't have The Swine. It's A LOT worse."

by southparkrox October 12, 2009

Stain season

The season that the chance of being stained is much greater

Yo, be careful of your surroundings its "stain season".

by saggylikings December 3, 2018