Spitting Cobra

When you are standing up getting head and you pull out just before you blow and grab your cock with your left hand and bend the tip over with your right hand (resembling a cobra) and spit your load in her face

I showed my girlfriend what a spitting cobra was and now she is blind in one eye

by Bam Wilder May 21, 2008

shitting dick nipples

nipples that consist of both shitting, as well as dick EG shitting dick nipples

also a way to fill in a conversation or moment of silence when not sure what else to say

1. those nipples are both shitting and dick........must be shitting dick nipples
2. ahhhh yeees shitting dick nipples

by SUBsequent01 January 22, 2014

spitting flame

(Verb)The act of a woman or man flirting with the other in order to hook up. Also known as shooting or spitting game. The word flame adds the intensity of wanting to make it hot and heavy.
(noun) Flame spitter, flame thrower, dragon.

(v) I was spitting flame with Karrie, but she never gave in. He tried spitting flame with me, but I am not into him.
(n) Jake is a flame spitter. Those types of guys are just flame throwers. She is just being a dragon.

by Jake stinson November 16, 2007

spitting beaver

when your fucking a girl doggy style and u shoot off your load onto her back. she then proceeds to turn around and right as she does u take your shaft and smash it into the pile of jiz therefore making it explode everywhere including her face

I felt like bucky the beaver after i gave my girlfriend a spitting beaver

by Christopher Mayhew September 12, 2006

shitting pants

an expression that is intended to convey excessive excitement. the beauty of the expression is that it has a double meaning; one literal and another entirely figurative but much more ridiculous.

1) to be shitting in one's pants
2) to be excreting pants from one's rectum

(over the phone): hey broski, guess where i'm at? in line to see the offspring. i'm shitting pants!

by b3n d0v3r June 19, 2008

The Spitting Dragon

During intercourse in the doggy style position, you simply pull out, spit her on the back so she thinks you just came, when she turns around, blow it in her face

The spitting dragon

by KasperReinkeGG December 5, 2015

synchronized shitting

when garrett an brett talk on the phone while taking shits, hearing their shit plop, and flushing at the same time

everyday at 3-ish o' clock

by Garrett Warfield November 1, 2003