united states

see @your daddy

the rest of the world hates the united states until it's time to defend itself, gain some culture (literally all current music, movies, etc.), make a strong government, or invent something cool (hmmm, planes, cars, the internet, computers, phones, etc.). go ahead, eurotrash, wear your dumb yankees hat thinking it's a "cool american" icon, totally unaware of the fact that it's actually a major sports team here and not just some fashion icon to make you look hip and daddy-approved.

by turdsandwichapprovedbymother September 16, 2023

United States of America

Commonly referred to as America by a majority of people (not to be confused with the Americas, a region/continent depending on where you live).
The United States of America or United States for short, is a country in North America. It borders Canada to the North and Mexico to the South.
Commonly used as a scapegoat by foreigners to make themselves feel better about the problems in their country.
Merica' has contributed a lot to the world, yet there are still some incels that think the world would be better off without it.

Foreigner: America is not a country! It is a continent!
Normal person: Don't act like you don't know we mean the United States of America.

Random guy: My crush just rejected me! It's all the fault of that pesky United States of America.
Other guy: Stop blaming a place you've never stepped foot in for all your problems you bigot.

by Thecoolesttoucanever October 28, 2023

mud skates

Cowboy boots.

Nice fucking mud skates Tex! Do you have the spurs to go with them?

by Steviep187 November 4, 2023

United States of America

Good Country for most part
-tech innovation
-good movies
-good tv
-delicious food
-amazing cities (nyc, la, sf, dc, Chicago etc)

-beautiful nature (Grand Canyon, Yosemite, Yellowstone etc)

-gorgeous women
-wealthy

-nice houses

Then there is the bad
-foreign policy (Vietnam, Iraq wars and cia coups in Iran, Guatemala and chile)

-military spending is too high

-political division

-a lot of the media is too biased

Overall no country is perfect and the us is no exception

The United States of America is a complex society. Good people and ideals but some awful choices by the government

by Mysterion1374 January 3, 2024

United States of America

Good Country for most part
-tech innovation
-good movies
-good tv
-delicious food
-amazing cities (nyc, la, sf, dc, Chicago etc)

-beautiful nature (Grand Canyon, Yosemite, Yellowstone etc)

-gorgeous women
-wealthy

-nice houses

Then there is the bad
-foreign policy (Vietnam, Iraq wars and cia coups in Iran, Guatemala and chile)

-military spending is too high

-political division

-a lot of the media is too biased

Overall no country is perfect and the us is no exception

The United States of America is a complex society. Good people and ideals but some awful choices by the government

by Mysterion1374 January 3, 2024

United States of America

Good Country for most part
-tech innovation
-good movies
-good tv
-delicious food
-amazing cities (nyc, la, sf, dc, Chicago etc)

-beautiful nature (Grand Canyon, Yosemite, Yellowstone etc)

-gorgeous women
-wealthy

-nice houses

Then there is the bad
-foreign policy (Vietnam, Iraq wars and cia coups in Iran, Guatemala and chile)

-military spending is too high

-political division

-a lot of the media is too biased

Overall no country is perfect and the us is no exception

The United States of America is a complex society. Good people and ideals but some awful choices by the government

by Mysterion1374 January 3, 2024

Islamic States of Afro-Mexico

The land formerly known as "United States of America".

Tyrone: "Yooo nigguh remember USA where we had sailfoams, fried chicken, and colt 45's n shieet?"
Jose: "Yee homes, I used to put fried chicken on my tacos nomsayin"
Mohammad: "Do not discuss infidel idols of the past!! We are now the Islamic States of Afro-Mexico. Now point your ass to Meccah or I will keel you!!"

by EroticOnion23 February 8, 2024