sanding pinocchio

masturbating for a guy

Dave decided to stay in Saturday night, and spent it watching porn and sanding pinocchio.

by MarcRadsdoc June 15, 2008

Tunnel sand

Tunnel sand is a type of sand that a railway/railroad tunnel will produce organically. In the past, tunnel sand has proven to be quite explosive in nature which is triggered by the act of a locomotive entering any tunnel that is producing tunnel sand. Tunnel sand is also the type of sand that is widely used in children's sandboxes in playgrounds.

Gee whizz, I sure hope this tunnel sand doesn't explode.

by letmesubmitanamealready May 19, 2017

Leaning on sand

Expression used when somebody is relying on something unstable to hold up his/her argument or point of view.

Guy: "Hey pal, I'd love to agree with you but you're clearly leaning on sand, there."

Pal: "Whatever guy, I know I'm right."

by Lvei P March 12, 2022

bash sand

To bash sand up one’s ass

I was going to tell my employer to bash sand after I was told to do something

by Anonymous moose knuckle September 21, 2023

jake sands

a annoying little midget that talks rubbish everyday and pi***s you off 24-7

Jake sands is annoying and small

by George pig July 6, 2018

sand roller

Simply put, a girl who wears excessive amounts of make-up almost as if she "rolls" in it every day. Usually a simple-minded prep.

"Man dat girl sexy, want me summa dat, OMNOMNOM."
"Nah, she's just a sand roller. Look how much make-up that prep has on."

by NHS Sucks August 5, 2012

sand possum

A possum that lives in the sand. Very ornery, very indignant, and overall mischievous. Has a long, fluffy tail.

Look over there! There's a sand possum scrounging around looking for corn.

by cornbear June 27, 2017