A moment in which Jesus rolls up to His homies after He died on the cross and catches them off guard because He should be dead.
Jesus rolls up to His homies after He died on the cross and is like, “Yo, what’s up? I’m here. Did you guys think I wasn’t going to raise from the dead? Messiah surprise!”
by English Major April 19, 2020
Get the Messiah Surprisemug. when preforming intercourse from behind the guy takes a nitrous oxide tank and plugs the hose into the girls anus. then he jumps on top and uses his erection as the gear shift and shouts vin diesel one liners.
i was feeling a little crazy after watching fast and the furious last night so i tried a nitro surprise on my wife. shes taking the kids.
by kinitsu hayabusa November 24, 2010
Get the nitro surprisemug. by Cuzzo Zach March 20, 2021
Get the Surprise Slurpiemug. to accidentally poop yourself
by Stinkeeeee September 28, 2008
Get the surprise poopy mug. A surprised pirate is where someone is giving a guy a blowjob and he cums in their mouth without saying anything, the person then gets angry and spits the cum in his eye and kicks his leg making him into a surprised pirate. Also known as a reverse angry pirate or a rap for short.
"Dude I was getting a blowjob from her and I came and she made me a surprised pirate. My eye still burns and my leg is bruised."
by sniperoo September 13, 2011
Get the Surprised Piratemug. "I was railing a cougar last night and decided to give her the slippery surprise! Like most cougars, she wanted it."
by Cougar slayer April 14, 2014
Get the slippery surprisemug. When you ejaculate in a 12 pack of Hawaiian rolls on thanksgiving and Broil them for 5 minutes on 450 and proceed to serve them to your family
by Duffy Kong March 8, 2019
Get the Hawaiian surprisemug.