Russell "the Luv Muscle" Lemaster

The one and only "Legendary Luv Muscle" "Big Jim Reaper" "Kentucky King of Kickass" "the Deity of Doin It" "the Hardcore Hillbilly Heartthrob",the real reason Luv Muscle means anything in today's society,this man is the reason for the big dick myths and legends associated with Russell or Luv Muscle,the sexiest critter to ever crawl out the Appalachian mountains,lover, fighter, friend,father,an forever a Legendary HOTTIE!!!!!

Is that Russell "the Luv Muscle" Lemaster quick get a pic with me a d him together .

by BigJimReaper February 24, 2023

Shanna Russell

Very informative. Always there to tell the right people when something is wrong or illegal. Very giving especially to strangers.

Shanna Russell made sure that those nasty drug dealers went away for good and tonight she said we can be safe in her home where we can all be unprotected and go all night without worry.

by thebeaskneez June 14, 2022

Tim Russell

A weird stoner kid who gets stoned 24/7 and gets his dick sucked in the bathroom by the same girl; kind of hot though not gonna lie

ooh, he’s totally a Tim Russell

by xxxgetthefuckawayxxx February 15, 2019

Russel paradox

The russel paradox: a phenomenon in which anyone or most of everyone has a severe lack and no chance of being able to obtain or “pull” bitches and will never touch or meet a woman in their life.

You seemed to have gone through the pegs one on such as the “russel paradox”.

by mc.stilts July 17, 2022

Russell

The world's biggest rat. There isn't any other person with this name that can be more ratty than Russell.

Russell the rat
Russell is such a rat!

by Dormat Dowell November 21, 2021

russell

He plays rust all day, if he is your friend you be very lucky. he pulls women but not anymore because he not in his prime, 6th grade was his prime... he working on homework to get grades up. but he still suck.
he wont stop getting sick like a loser. if you ever be friends with him watch out cuz he beat you up and abuse you on the daily.

Bob: do you know russell.

Tim: sadly that guy sucks booty.

russell is and idiot.

my name is russell

by iamthecameraman May 10, 2024

Emily russel

Buitifull a true 1 ina million most gorgeous girl you will ever meet shes truley amazing

Emily russel is buitifull

by Emily russel March 16, 2019