Shit Race

A competitive event where two people attempt to complete a defecation in the fastest time, while occupying adjacent bathroom stalls. Also known as a Brown Derby, after the Wimpy desert.

Ian just beat me hands down in a Shit Race. Either that or he just fired a shotgun into a bucket of livers in there.

by Lord Chief Justice June 24, 2005

Rayception

A personality disorder causing you to (un)willingly turn every word, every situation, every concept, and every event into something related to the term "inception". Someone with Rayception is generally considered fairly paranoid and kind of a twat.

Guy 1: "Oh you were shocked when you fell from your chair? That's a kick!! INCEPTION!"
Guy 2: "Piss off with your rayception, twat."

by MaroC May 6, 2014

race to the moon

A drinking game played much like wizard stick where the empty beer is taped to the bottom of the next beer until you have formed a staff like beer can structure. The game is finished when it has reached the ceiling. It adds structural support to any room, and can make for a non structurally sound stripper pole.

Derek have you won the race to the moon yet?

Not quite yet I'm almost there.

by K Wess April 14, 2010

Race the beer home

The act of driving home before the effects of consumed alcohol start to set in (e.g.: you're not drunk yet, but if you don't get home quick, you're fucked).

Dude 1: "Dude, what happened to you at the party last night? You sure took off quick, did you get home OK?"

Dude 2: "Yeah, I had to race the beer home. Another twenty minutes and I'd have been blitzed."

by JunkyardECM November 1, 2010

Racer Douche

A subspecies of the common douche. The racer douche is always male and generally falls in the age range of 16-24, but can be older. Like the common douche, the racer douche can be readily identified by his love of graphic t shirts and white plastic frame sun glasses. Additionally, the racer douche believes he is a driver of exceptional capability and spends the bulk of his discretionary income buying after-market kits to increase the horsepower of his Honda Civic. The racer douche sees himself as popular with women, despite rarely having a girlfriend or wife, and spending most of his free time talking to his “bros” about the sweet rims he’s saving up for. The racer douche seldom reads anything other than car magazines and unironically loves the Fast and Furious movie franchise.

Matt’s love of his Miata is getting out of hand, he just spent $1000 dollars on used rims, do you suppose he’s turning into a racer douche?

by Topper 7770 July 4, 2011

Raceaholic

Someone addicted to watching, attending or talking about motor races.

That man next door to me goes to Daytona 500, Indy 500, Coke Zero 400 and many more motor races. When he's not going to the races, he watches it constantly and never stops talking about races. He's such a raceaholic.

by Sportsguy1991 March 31, 2015

racekor

Racecar = a car that is used in actual competitive racing, be it autosolos, drift, time attack, or circuit

Racekor = a car that is built to be a racecar, but isn't ACTUALLY a racecar

I'll rek you m9 in my swag racekor

by The Mighty Corrector June 6, 2016