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punching the ignition

A term used to described and ignition of a car in order for the car to be stolen without a key.
The car thieve stole the car by punching the ignition.
by guy who got my ignition punche September 9, 2009
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puchie

pronounced poochie

A word substituted for another to confuse friends or peers.

Substituted for lamp below
"Hey, she just turned on puchie!"
"Haha, totally!"
"Whaat?"
by CrimefightinCele May 30, 2008
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Punched in the Jeans

To be punched in the area wear most wear their jeans. They can be on your legs or on the clothes line, it doesn't matter, because they will still be punched.
You were Punched in the Jeans so bad, they will wished they were shorts!
by Symbi0te9759 June 2, 2010
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Punching the Lasagna

A male masturbation technique: Masturbating with a block of cheese until the penis bleeds.
Billy was punching the lasagna in the corner and began to cry.
by Benobledark December 15, 2007
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donut puncher

Someone who partakes in a punishable offence whilst on a soccer pitch.
As informed by a 6 year old, who felt he needed to tell us about the risks of being a donut puncher: "If you punch someone in the donut, you get a yellow card."
by Rob Sutherland September 23, 2005
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hole puncher

the term given to the male reproductive organ found in the "crotch" area. it is also known as a schlong boner and penis among others.
"my god thats a massive hole puncher you have there"
or
"wow, you really know how to handle your hole punchers"
by palmnet December 15, 2004
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Hippie punching

1) When you take libtards under the bleachers for a bit of love and cuddles but won’t be seen with them in the light of day. 2) What happens to hippies who cry about not having other people pay for their healthcare via a "public option".
Q: “I’m a blogger, and I don’t know if you know this term, but are you familiar with the term hippie punching?”

A: "Are you a member of the "professional left"? Is this about the healthcare public option?! Bwah hah hah! We sold that one away to big pharma before you even heard about the term "Obamacare", suckaz! See you in November, m'kay?"

Q: "No."
by DA IRS IS GONNA GETCHA SOON September 25, 2010
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