unicorn pot

Any "name brand", widely discussed, strain of marijuana, that nobody has even actually personaly seen, smoked, or even personally know somebody who has ever seen or smoked it. The type of weed you read about in High Times. The stuff so good it's only rumored to exist, much like the fabled unicorn.

Hey man have you ever smoked Northern Lights?
No man, that shit's just unicorn pot.

by somedudeontheweb April 15, 2015

Pot-Cock

Pot-Cock
Paht Cawk

Noun (used with verb)

1. When an individual is too baked to sexually operate properly.

2. The stoner equivelent of whiskey dick.

1. Steve couldn't fuck Lindsey because he had Pot-Cock.

2. Molly's Vagina had cotton-mouth due to Pot-Cock.

by Jsofldnqnclfmandnfndnsm August 15, 2016

Pot Filler

A pot filler is someone who enters tournaments for any kind of competitive event, but has no chance of making it to the prize money because they aren't very skilled. In essence, these people are only "filling the pot." If you have been entering tournaments for years, but almost never win money from each event you pay to enter, you're a pot filler.

"Low Tier God talks like he's mad good, but that arrogant nigga hasn't won money at a big event in years. Dude is basically the quintessential pot filler."

or

Tim: "I can't wait to enter the smash bros tournament this Saturday!"

Jake: "Dude, you never place in the money. You're just a pot filler."

Tim: "That's fucked up, Jake."

Jake: "I'm just keepin' it real, dawg."

by The North Bay Bard August 19, 2016

Nutty pot

The nutty pot is when a man ejaculates into one nostril and it shoots out the other nostril. May or may not help clear the sinuses.

Allen gave Anna a nutty pot after she blew him.

by Wordsmith Cocky McCockerson November 14, 2019

pot face

A really hot girl who once was a genius but now has no brain after smoking it all away.

Cindie was an Abercrombie model and valedictorian back in 4th grade but has been reduced to a Pot Face ever since she started hanging with degenerate asshalf mike and his stoner friends. What a waste of face.

by Saint.Grand November 22, 2019

Question Pot

A person who always asks lot of uninterested and unnecessary questions

Man1: My girlfriend is such a question pot man
Man2: Why?
Man1: She always come up with a question man. She doesn’t trust me man.

by Anna7 April 16, 2019

Pot Potato

A person who smokes a lot of weed and has become obese from a severe case of the munchies
Synonyms: Weed Whale

"Yeah man, there was this fat chick who sold weed to all the kids in my school, a real Pot Potato."

by Derpderp200 December 30, 2017