Shit Poking

verb; another word for anal sex

1: hey bro want to shit poke?
2: yeah, I love shit poking

by ReaboUD April 29, 2022

Poke 681

The best twitch streamer and that guy who was in a Morgz video

Oh have u heard about poke 681 no I have well he’s that guy who was in a morgz video

by Andysealfanmobile May 18, 2021

poke joanie

Provides psuedo sexual implications when used in conjunction with Joanie or any other nice woman.

/me pokes Joanie on a regular basis

by ethiaa October 29, 2003

fish poke

to poke a girl in her ass, generally to her enjoyment.

last night I was massaging Naomi's ass and I was spreading her cheeks, and she was just craving a good fish poke, so I gave it to her. And she said "oooooooooo".

For origins of this term, please refer to the Dutch version of the "Barbie girl" song, it is at the very end.

by fishpoker May 4, 2009

poke-a-diddle

A specific type of poke where everytime you poke someone you have to say Poke-a-diddle!

Me: *pokes someone* Poke-a-diddle!!!

by princesscorty July 24, 2010

poking on face

when you "poke" someone you are saying that you wanna have sex with them

"yeah, we were poking on facebook"
"you really think he wants too fuck you?"
"yeah deffinitely!"

by kriskins February 14, 2009

poke with fish

in cherokee culture, the way of mating....no seriously. im not kidding. go look it up on google or something. and YES that is how u can have sex. dont believe me? go poke somebody with a fish and see what happens! yeah see, you dont wantndo it. thats cuz your afraid im right! ha-ha-freakin-ha!!!!!!!!!!!!
anyway what im trying to say is, dont poke people with fish. it could have disastrous consequences. however, feel free to poke yourself w a fish, cuz i want 2 know what would happen

1.
boy: hey look a trout. maybe i'll poke with fish.
girl: get that freakin thing away from me! u ain't my baby daddy!
boy:(pokes anyway, cuz hes a total ass)
girl: crap. thats the third time this week.
(camera zooms out and we see 3 babies sitting around her)
girl: i cannot believe you just freaking fish-raped me!
2.
go poke urself with a fish! i hate u!!!

by thecoolestfreakinpersonever June 30, 2008