pineapple puff

A hawaiian who is homosexual

That hawaiian is gay, he is a pineapple puff.

by mellogeek August 10, 2019

sneezy pineapple

A moist queef

Hannah had a long night of taking loads, so she has an especially sneezy pineapple this morning

by PineappleCult September 30, 2022

Pineapple hairs

What do you think it is the top of a pineapple

“Oh wow those pineapple hairs are stylish!”
Or
“OMG Betty your pineapples pineapple hairs poked me why would you do that omgggggggg”

by cmmwhitepuppy June 16, 2020

Purple Pineapples

When you tie a rope around a woman's breasts during BDSM play. Tying the rope tight enough causes her breasts to turn purple.

Guy 1: Dude what'd you and Sarah do last night?
Guy 2: Dude she let me give her Purple Pineapples.
Guy 1: Sweet.

by Zon157 May 21, 2020

Catching Pineapples

Opposite of 'low hanging fruit' in management speak, intentionally dealing with the difficult/awkward stuff first

I've been busy catching pineapples all day Jon!

by Jonny Pineapple catcher October 27, 2019

Pineapple Effect

A way to end relationships. When you are too awkward or simply cannot be bothered to find the words to break off any kind of relationship. Simply message the person you wish to end contact with the word "Pineapple" and boom! Relationship cancelled. Please Note: you must inform the person prior to your use of the Pineapple Effect otherwise it will be rather useless in this regard.

"Oh, I pineappled that guy. He was so annoying. He kept sending me dick pics!"

"Yeah, love using the Pineapple Effect!"

by Author5002012 June 14, 2018

i.h8.pineapples

@i.h8.pineapples is one of the baddest bitches alive😩 they are relatable and they have a great sense of humor, I would jump off a cliff to be your ibf though I am an awkward and shy person - killuaswifeyhaha

- I hate @i.h8.pineapples
- r.i.p bozo cuz you are already dead🤣👍🏻

by Killuaswifeyhaha May 19, 2021