G-pets

An un-valued Grandparent; a push over, filthy rich, easy, and laid-back Grandparent.

My G-pets are taking me shopping later!!!

by Raine tones December 21, 2011

my pet monster

Really good tv show about a stuffed monster that when you took his hand cuffs off came to life and ate garbage. It only lasted 13 episodes.

My pet monster is a monster of a friend

by batmanrocks May 3, 2005

petting the goldfish

female masterbation is petting the goldfish

My boyfriend loves to watch me while I am petting the goldfish.
Men choke their chickens and chicks pet their goldfish.

by iamtuwild November 22, 2005

pet-o-file

A large drawer / file cabinet where all the animal adoption records are kept.

After johnnys new dog ran away, the shelter had to look in the pet-o-file for the dogs license number.

by SoYeaAnyway February 18, 2007

Happy Pet Club

The paradise for pet owners, an ideal and idyllic place of exceptional happiness and delight."

„Check out happy pet club! Very pet! Much wow! So interesting“

by dogemaster3000 May 17, 2021

check your pet

your ol lady is out of line if you don't do something 'bout it I will.

She's crackin' on me you betta check your pet bitch!

by bytehead November 13, 2010

Pet Simulator X

a place where you spend ur mamas credit card on pets :skull:

"mama let me borrow da credit card for pet simulator x" - johnny

by knopka_01 January 6, 2023