crooked pecker

Abnormal curvature of the penis. Depending on the degree of curvature, penetration may be uncomfortable. Repositioning should facilitate insertion and possibly make intercourse more pleasurable.

Jane: "While on top, gettin' on his crooked pecker had me lookin' like an acrobat, but it sure hit the spot!"

by springbreakfluffer September 10, 2016

chocolate pecker

A black man's penis. Generally very large.

You are a chocolate pecker!

by Ohmykatebug February 11, 2018

pecker soup

Male semen, cum

I think I have pecker soup on my pants.

by Bigmoney Player June 5, 2023

pecker pillows

Your pecker pillows are your balls, since your pecker spends a good amount of time resting on them.

I was sitting in a chair and I looked down and saw my root resting on my pecker pillows.

by kadis zutton July 6, 2011

pecker lover

A person who peeks over the divider at a restroom checking out your stuff

Hey stop looking at my pecker you pecker lover

by Slurped buttface May 10, 2024

ghost pepper pecker wrecker

When your partner eats a ghost pepper, then immediately proceeds to give you a blowjob.

Yo man if you haven't had your girl give you a ghost pepper pecker wrecker, you need to tell her to do it its fire bruh

by Radicalbatical September 9, 2019

hooty peckered

To be overly upset about something or bent out of shape over nothing big

"It was just a joke, why are you getting all hooty peckered?"

by TimmyTooSweet February 26, 2024