When you wear a hat on your head, but you wear it in a way that it doesn't protect your face at all.
What are you dressing up as? I'm going as Patrick Kreiser!
Hey look, there's a Patrick Kreiser!
I'm going for the Patrick Kreiser look, you should try it out!
Hey look, there's a Patrick Kreiser!
I'm going for the Patrick Kreiser look, you should try it out!
by snortings June 4, 2018
Get the patrick kreisermug. Patrick, I can’t even begin to say how kind and caring he is. He can brighten anyone’s day just at the sight of him. He can make you laugh at any moment. When you get a text from him it makes you feel like nothing can being you down.
by Emmajane134 December 5, 2018
Get the Patrick Sheamug. When your tall friend or lover fucks you up the ass with his horse cock till it pops your lower intestine
by thej3wforyou May 28, 2022
Get the Patrick Poundmug. When someone gets laid, but the passive element won't move during the sexual act, similar to patrick star from sponge bob 'squirt' pants sleeping under his stone.
by Mirkitrifikinti_iIshtar May 18, 2021
Get the Patrick Girlmug. by SillyMan33 May 11, 2022
Get the Patrick Momentmug. When you take a shit while listening to "Unchained Melody " by The Righteous Brothers (Pottery scene from the 1990 Film "Ghost")
by DingsCity February 26, 2017
Get the Patrick Swayshitsmug. by Patrick Dupont July 2, 2014
Get the patrick dupontmug.