patrick kreiser

When you wear a hat on your head, but you wear it in a way that it doesn't protect your face at all.

What are you dressing up as? I'm going as Patrick Kreiser!
Hey look, there's a Patrick Kreiser!
I'm going for the Patrick Kreiser look, you should try it out!

by snortings June 4, 2018

Patrick Shea

Patrick, I can’t even begin to say how kind and caring he is. He can brighten anyone’s day just at the sight of him. He can make you laugh at any moment. When you get a text from him it makes you feel like nothing can being you down.

Patrick Shea... is so kind and caring!

by Emmajane134 December 5, 2018

Patrick Pound

When your tall friend or lover fucks you up the ass with his horse cock till it pops your lower intestine

After getting ghosted, Lee Patrick Pounded his sister.

by thej3wforyou May 28, 2022

Patrick Girl

When someone gets laid, but the passive element won't move during the sexual act, similar to patrick star from sponge bob 'squirt' pants sleeping under his stone.

- Yo, so how was your night with Brithany?
-Oh not much fun, just a patrick girl.
-Same as Jesse.

by Mirkitrifikinti_iIshtar May 18, 2021

Patrick Moment

When you say you’re going to do something and you don’t.

My friend bailed on me after saying he’d help me last night, he had a Patrick Moment.

by SillyMan33 May 11, 2022

Patrick Swayshits

When you take a shit while listening to "Unchained Melody " by The Righteous Brothers (Pottery scene from the 1990 Film "Ghost")

After eating all that sandwich from Pittsburgh, I really have to Patrick Swayshits

by DingsCity February 26, 2017

patrick dupont

He only cares about STATS. The "TAB" key is his lucky charm.
He is also known as "The Guy".

You just pulled a "The Guy". That's right mr. Patrick Dupont, you lost the round for 1 kill.

by Patrick Dupont July 2, 2014