One who sits at a desk all day long but gets little to nothing done -- usually because of websurfing or playing computer games. Derived from couch potato. Differs from desk jockey in that although employment involves a desk, nothing is getting done.
Jim has become a real desk potato. Between Mahjong and Minesweeper he manages to squeeze in a few hours on MySpace, and then he plays RPG's 'til midnight.
by someoneouthere September 14, 2008
Get the Desk Potatomug. by Manatee God August 11, 2015
Get the Potato Brainmug. Logan: I just won my Minecraft match!
Adam: Nice going man! You have earned yourself one potato touch.
Adam: Nice going man! You have earned yourself one potato touch.
by pizzaboy1 May 14, 2018
Get the Potato Touchmug. 1. In a scientific experiment, a control group of subjects with limited stimuli or activity.
2. A vegetative individual.
3. A domesticated panda.
2. A vegetative individual.
3. A domesticated panda.
1. "A third group served as cage potato controls."
2. "I haven't seen Izzy in weeks; she's such a cage potato."
3. "You should watch the cage potatoes on the panda cam eat and sleep, and eat."
2. "I haven't seen Izzy in weeks; she's such a cage potato."
3. "You should watch the cage potatoes on the panda cam eat and sleep, and eat."
by truffz February 17, 2006
Get the cage potatomug. I was in the club last night, DJ Paul Rogers was playing shit EDM, he's such a fucking potato dealer!
by Lord of the clackers June 23, 2015
Get the Potato Dealermug. by Otaku5Evermore77/Potato Lord June 19, 2016
Get the Potato Lordmug. A potato queen is a gay asian male who is predominantly attracted to only gay white males. 'Potato' describes the gay white male AND his supposed primary food form. Queen describes a gay person of flamboyant nature.
This exclusivity in affection for the 'other' race is often ridiculed by other asians and deemed as betrayal or abandonement of one's own race/culture. More often that not, a potato queen is labelled so by others, not a self claim.
The 'potato queen' along with its family terms such as 'sticky rice' and 'rice queen' in itself is frowned upon today because they're viewed as stereotypes, in a gay world that has far too many already.
This exclusivity in affection for the 'other' race is often ridiculed by other asians and deemed as betrayal or abandonement of one's own race/culture. More often that not, a potato queen is labelled so by others, not a self claim.
The 'potato queen' along with its family terms such as 'sticky rice' and 'rice queen' in itself is frowned upon today because they're viewed as stereotypes, in a gay world that has far too many already.
by khoi1979 August 3, 2007
Get the potato queenmug.