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Good ol' Canadian Orgy

An exceptional event under taken soley on Canada Day (July 1st). Usually after drink and watching the celebration events in eachs respective region, one heads back to a location and preforms such act of unity. It is an example of Canadian kindeness and respect for one another.
Friend 1: Eh, would you want to go back to my place?
Friend 2: Would you want to instead swing back to my place? We're having a Good Ol' Canadian Orgy.
Friend1: Oh, sure, eh!
by The 438 fam June 25, 2017
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orgi-versary

The anniversary date of a couples first orgy, expected to be celebrated with a candle lit dinner.

Word in the hit show "Ghosts" streaming on paramount+, two swingers discuss their first orgy.
"Our anniversary is why I planned this dinner, my darling"
"Oh, Henry, you finally remembered."
....
"Can you believe it was 20 years ago that we celebrated that magical event?"
"Our first group thing"
"I remember it like it was yesterday.."
"Happy orgi-versary, my love"

"Happy orgi-versary."
by strange.weirdo February 3, 2025
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Orgy 25

An orgy between the 25 people you hate most. Usually starts everyday at 11:25 PM.
Welcome to Orgy 25!

My new Economy teacher is participating in tonight's Orgy 25.

You may be wondering where my dad went last night at 11:20 PM. Let's just that night's Orgy 25 was very loud.
by bulbul29 June 9, 2022
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Smurf orgy

A gangbang, clusterfuck, bukkake or mass circle jerk.

Named for the very skewed gender demographics, in which a typical Smurf village might have only one Smurfette for a population of nearly a hundred of the horny, blue-balled fuckers. The end result is these horny fucks will smurf just about anything if deprived of sexual activity for long enough.
Get enough fermented smurf berries into their tiny blue bellies and the typical blue-balled smurf will engage in spitroasting, double penetration, sloppy seconds and smurfing anything that even vaguely looks like a female Smurf until, blue in the face. they can take no more.

Ultimately the smurf orgy becomes a free-for-all where they'll smurf just about anything - male smurfs straight or gay, trees, shrubs, stray livestock or anything that moves. If they're intoxicated enough, expect the entire village to be wallowing in Smurf cum, which is as colourful as rainbows and as tasty as candy, but as slippery as silk and as greasy as petroleum jelly.

Vanity Smurf is gay. Sleezy Smurf and Skeezy Smurf are bisexual. A few others are suddenly very openminded when aroused and intoxicated on potent smurfberry wine. To them, a Smurf orgy is orgasmic bliss. In general, though, the skewed demographic numbers and the sheer number of overfilled, hairy blue balls do ensure that the end result is a clusterfuck of smurftastic proportions.

Typically an average Smurf will be walking funny for a week or more once this sorry, unfortunate episode finally ends.

Needless to say, the show's sponsors are typically not amused when the bill arrives to repair the damage to the village. A clusterfuck all around.
by bitchuck August 1, 2024
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Orgy baptism

It’s like soggy biscuit but you don’t gotta eat it
Can me and the boys give give you a orgy baptism
by Phat Sausage June 4, 2025
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Smooching Orgy

A group of people who are all sexually attracted (or bored) to one another engaging in facial interaction. More specifically, kissing in a group.
Woah those people in the Wendy’s Drive Thru are having a smooching orgy.
by Kyosa May 3, 2021
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Orgy

Basically, an orgy is when lots of people get together and have sex in one big pile. In other words, a sex party.
Teyare: Hey, Sorren, did you go to the orgy last night?

Sorren: No.. Why?

Teyare: Oh okay, 'cause there were so many people there that I couldn't tell if you were there or not!

Sorren: >:0 frickin' slut
by WiltedRose February 17, 2020
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