side cow

A fat girls sidekick fat ass whore freind
There is Becky and her side cow
by metalmaster100 January 19, 2017
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Hitting The Sides

When engaging in vaginal sex you have a short penis, you can only hit the sides.
Tony always says "Hitting the Sides", because he doesn't know what bottom is.
by PeachyTaint July 18, 2022
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Side apartment

An apartment usually found with its entrance on the side of someone's house, this phenomenon is most commonly found in Staten Island NY (on the south shore) The residents of side apartments usually consist of divorced mothers and dirtbags. Most drive an Infiniti which can usually be found parked illegally ( blocking someone's driveway) on the street. These people are overly tan and sometimes addicted to prescription pills.
Joe: Hey did you hear about mike?

vinny: no, what happened?
Joe: He paid 50G for a brand new Infiniti and 2 days later he was found OD on oxy.
Vinny: where?
Joe: his side apartment in great kills
by Rex'smissingfat July 03, 2015
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Side loaf

My girlfriend loved looking at my side loaf, that's why she married me.
by Turdmuffins November 25, 2017
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side beer

The personal beer that you would hold to the side during a game of beer pong. You would drink from your side beer throughout the game in addition to being scored on by opponents.

In addition, a side beer can also be used during a long list of other drinking games, such as; flip cup, quarters, king, fuck the dealer ect.
(during game of beer pong)

Shon - "I got my side beer."

Brando - "Oh yup, i almost forgot mine!"
by PoppinPapaverz February 16, 2011
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Fag on the side

A big fag swoop of hair on one side of someones head
Luke: That kid has a bad case of fag on the side
Avery: that’s the worst case I’ve ever seen
by Jukeboxplaya69420 March 08, 2023
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Side Squish

To have sexual relations with another person outside of your relationship.
I'm totally getting side squish from my neighbor.
Meet a hot split tail at the bar I scored some side squish in the parking lot.
This bitch is making me crazy gotta get some side squish soon.
by McSnappypants March 22, 2012
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