David

a man who won’t mind his damn business

David: wait why does johnny have so many soaps?
johnny: mIND YO DAMN BUSINESS DAVID

by imadethisaccountforthisdefinti April 23, 2020

David

A trampy manky disgusting chink who nobody likes / cares about

Ps. Swav isne a word

Oh nut is that David? hide my dug

by David is a poof June 19, 2020

David

Someone who got demoted in clash of clan and enjoy feeding in League of Legends, stuck in plat and can only carry silver games

guy 1: "damn, is that a David right there?"
guy 2:"Gotta dodge this ranked game!"

by Franceisbacon August 15, 2018

David

David: a penny pincher at heart. On the outside, he displays a real good looking guy who loves to hang out with people. But at heart, he doesn’t pay for shit. Every girlfriend he’s had complains that he doesn’t spend money on anyone but himself, and barely at that. He needs to end up on Extreme Cheapskates tbh.

Boy: Lets just get samples at the frozen yogurt bar for our date!
Girl: you’re being such a David.

by Eyeslipsface December 7, 2020

david

a dumbass bean with no arm hair

omg he has no arm hair he must be a david

by beansssssa August 7, 2020

David

David cheats on his own girlfriend and hugs other women. He is a jackass. he is fracking crazy and harasses is girlfriend. he is also a huge perv and trys to show off

David is very cruel

by David Kayeye November 5, 2019

David

an absolute fool

Did you see David? Max and him stole a shopping cart

by Sporkin February 3, 2019