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Granted

Being touched inappropriately by a country white boy while you were young. This can be attributed to girls but is usually a word used with boys.

Its another way to say you have been "jeffrey dahmered"
Yeah, when I was young I was granted! It was spooky.
by Natey Watey22 December 16, 2023
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Lane Grant Smith

De•gen•er•ate - having lost the physical, mental, or moral qualities considered normal and desirable; showing evidence of decline.

"Lay down with dogs, get up with fleas"
"My boy, Lane Grant Smith, hangs with the scum of society - they are all a bunch of degenerates. Breaks my heart"
by Not Your Daddy's Llama April 19, 2018
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Penile Grant

Awards given for higher education of general dickery and dicking. Usually given to those who need it most (< 5 inches). Not to be confused with grants for real medical doctorates.
Louis got a penile grant for having such a small penis and for his continual search for the female orgasm.
by o'snap cracka n' poppin' January 8, 2021
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Exotictaz (Grant)

Y'know that guy, Exotictaz (Grant). He's homosexual.
by jubbydictionary February 11, 2022
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Grant

Grant....what a character. But the kind of character they put in to make the 7th grade boys laugh. Nothing comes out of his mouth but gay jokes and laughs that sound like a dying ass. He has a big one too.

I've got to admit though, this boy is a chad. He's got a muscular bod that he kisses in the mirror when his sister isn't home. And when she is. He's pretty good at soccer....because he's gayer than Lil Nas X. But, like Lil Nas X, he's pretty cool, even if it's obnoxious.
"Is Grant coming over?"
"Yeah, cover your buttholes."
by Oogway's Shaft December 9, 2021
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Grant hobb

Damn he got Grant Hobb
by Phillip shoesniffer June 30, 2021
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Grant

A power tripping egotistical admin or owner of a social media group
Boy, that guy who runs that Australian cooking group is a real Grant.
by bartra March 20, 2024
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