nose nugget

A nose nugget is one of those wonderful little green suprizes that you discover fluttering in your nostril. Sometimes they are hard and crunchy, and sometimes they are soft and mushy. Not to be confused with snot, which is of a more liquid consistency and can be stretched out to 100 times its original length. Nose nuggets are very handy for picking and flicking into someones hair that you dont like. Or to wipe in an unsuspecting place for someone else to discover. What a thoughtful suprize. Now go out there and share your nose nuggets with everyone.

1) Dude, I was escavating a monster nose nugget last night and I yanked and yanked on it and it finally came out but I think I yanked a piece of my brain with it...help me get this bitch back in there.

2) The snotty bitch kept shushing me at the movies so I flicked about six nose nuggets in her hair during the flick.

You should see my nose nugget collection....got em all boxed up and labeled...must be 2500 strong by now.

by Ezeerider September 27, 2004

shit nugget

Shit Nugget, American slang origin that means a delightfully splendid little ball of small and irregularly shaped piece of human feces, or a person who pisses you off to the extent that you would like to throw a small irregularly shaped piece of human feces at 90 mph. into their mouth lodging into their esophogus causing a sudden lack of oxygen to the brain and eventually bringing their heartrate to a halt, in which they fall over and cease to live.

I just got out of the stall, you have to come check out the shit nugget I left. It kind of looks like Bill Clinton if he were a Cosby.

Michael,Scott, and Keaton are fucking shitnuggets!

by John May 31, 2004

Love Nuggets

Another word for a dude's balls. Preferable utilized toword a female to entice her.

Ouch baby, you just hit my love nuggets...........

by Doc_G December 12, 2006

muffin nugget

Dried up female ejaculation clumping around the testicles, forming a white nugget.

I still havent showered after last nights fuck fest and I have massive muffin nuggets.

by Derek Strassle August 21, 2006

Chickenhead Nuggets

The bastard children of urban crackwhores often concieved by the common work hazards of hooking to support a crack addiction

I was driving through the projects, and the street was full of Chickenhead Nuggets

by The Doomsday Machine August 25, 2006

home nugget

A term of endearment for a close compadre, someone of true relation.

My home nugget Nick and I go way back... way back foo.

by Eric Beins May 27, 2006

fecal nugget

a small piece of shit that is rather firm in nature but has been seperated from the log as a whole.

Anthony barely dodged the fecal nugget that was thrown in his direction by a shitbag inmate.

by Bryan Martyn Sr. November 6, 2007