nonce

someone who dates someone younger than them.

god that harriet girl is such a nonce!

by White nwerd June 7, 2022

Nonce

UK slang for a pedophile.

Nate: Oi mate,see that guy over there
Gary: Ye? What about Im'
Nate: he looks a right nonce

by AmericanDictator January 3, 2018

Nonce

Alex stephen. he touches kids every ady and loves to finger kids because he drives a white van

" That boy in the white van alex, hes a right nonce

by 000000034ff October 15, 2020

Nonce

A pedo, British slang most of the time used to describe a teacher or something along those lines who is a creep.

"You know that French teacher?"
"The one who has sweat marks on his shirt?"
"Yeah, he's a nonce"

by Killer Qween March 9, 2019

Ninja nonce

The sneakiest of nonces as they will climb in your bed as fast as they can do a play in a day in year 5. Also a predator like chef Evans

Jimmy saville is a ninja nonce because he touched six kids in a day

by Ninja kill October 30, 2018

Bike Nonce

A man who rides a bike with a camera on his helmet, and either record kids or record people and phones the old bill on them.

Hey did you see Jeremy Vine’s a bike nonce

by JezzaVee March 24, 2024

Nonce

And word to describe an idiot or morron

You nonce

by Oxford143 December 6, 2017