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nonce cracker 

When one of your friends gets raped by a pedo.
Barry: dude did you here that johns a nonce cracker?
nonce cracker by Noncetastic ;) December 9, 2018
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nonce head

a shitey Peterborough linesman that is blind
Did you see that nonce head that missed the handball last week
nonce head by yeetusman123 December 29, 2018

Nonce or not

A fabulous series bringing us the most quality content by the one and only tic tac, Callum’s corner
*jimmy savill*
Callum:Nonce or not well I can tell u he’s a nonce alright
*no noncesence begins to play*

Nonce Patrol 

Defined-Harry Rusk watch out it's the Nonce Patrol

nonce magnet 

A person or individual (mostly female) that perform actions that attract pedophiles online.
"That girl is a bloody nonce magnet"
nonce magnet by Sanquo November 6, 2019

Nonce Security

Pedo security guards from third party companies who get jobs in student accommodations in order to watch the students and be general perverts, even going so far as to raping drunk students Leeds Beckett university recently had a case of a girl being raped by a security guard after being taken away for being 'Too drunk.'
"Did you go to the pres at Liv's accom?"
"Yeah, it took a while to get in though cause i kept getting harassed by nonce security."
Nonce Security by Juzst November 8, 2020