Moo Box

A box where men store their semen for a whole year and then give it to someone as an April Fools joke disguised as milk.

Man 1: "Here's some milk man, I just thought I would give you some"
*gives the Moo Box*
Man 2: "Thanks dude, I actually felt like milk"
*drinks the Moo Box*
Man 2: "HOLY FUCK- IS THIS SEMEN?! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU"

by Siphiwe Tshabalala May 19, 2018

lifts my moos

when you feel depressed but seeing a really pretty person makes you feel better because you are horny for them (moos as a reference to the german word for "bush").

I was feeling really shit but Tan Frances really lifts my moos tbh.

by JosDickPics April 4, 2018

ignorant moo

Stupid ass who doesn’t know what the hell they are talking about

You ignorant moo

by Abby Lockhart December 28, 2017

MOO

Matter of opinion

Old lady: You kids these days need Jesus

Me: Well isn't that a MOO

by Zach Clowson September 20, 2017

Moo moo

A cute name for a fanny

Don’t touch my moo moo!

by Francis bond October 6, 2017

Marly Moo

Likes eating yummies wheelin honnies while spendin monnies

Ethan M: Marly Moo loves yummies
Hunter: I love Yummies

by qwertyuiosdfghjkmnbvfgjknbvghj April 25, 2017

Meathead Moo-Hard

A large, boisterous, round, angry, impoverished degenerate purchasing meat products with food stamps at a truck stop while under the influence of drugs or alcohol.

I wanted to spice up my nachos but some meathead moo-hard snatched up all the onions from the condiment bar.

by kitchenspazz April 27, 2017