Opposite of the G.O.A.T, the KC quarterback tried to act cool, but the defensive team could spot the Montana Dingo on the back side of his pants. They knew at the 2 minute warning he’d need a wardrobe change.
I think he pooped his pants. I can see the Montana Dingo.
The pressure is getting to him. That Montana Dingo is obvious.
The pressure is getting to him. That Montana Dingo is obvious.
by Dumpmonkey 10 January 31, 2022
Mr. Montana is the man hiding inside of all violins. He eats the strings while you sleep so you're left pissed off in the morning because your strings magically broke.
by unknowndiary September 28, 2017
by Ego-Tist September 11, 2020
The technique of pouring beer into a glass without tilting the glass, to get a beer that’s mostly foam.
Bro, I need to get bigger drinking glasses. Right now when I do a Montana pour, I can only get half of a Heineken in.
by BigAl1996 November 27, 2023
The technique of pouring a beer and not tilting the glass, in order to get a beer that’s mostly foam.
I really gotta buy some huge drinking glasses so a full Heineken fits when I want to do a Montana pour.
by BigAl1996 November 27, 2023
by summiebummie February 25, 2023
Guy gets on top of his partner in the missionary position, but then slides his entire sweaty body across her face, pissing as his junk crosses, wiggling his junk back and forth to simulate an automatic carwash. Finish with a giant fart as the asshole crosses for a blown dry spot-free finish!
(Variation: Reverse Montana Carwash: You get the idea.)
(Variation: Reverse Montana Carwash: You get the idea.)
by DonaldTrumpsMerken December 22, 2015