mess of crabs

a whole shit load of crotch critters

Megan has done gone and given Donny a whole mess of crabs

by red kong July 6, 2014

jumbled mess

Usually used in reference to the lore present in the video game series, "Metal Gear Solid."

Fool: "Hey could you try to explain to me the story behind MGS?"
Smart Individual: "Hell no! I myself, get lost in that jumbled mess."

by FlamexTheCat July 9, 2018

Minge mess

Slang term for when a lady has unexpected discharge

Oh no dear, I have to visit the loo, I’ve made a frightening minge mess.

by anonymous November 8, 2020

sissy mess

When you get into a conflict with a homosexual male because he was being condescending, rude, or otherwise obnoxious or insulting.

That clerk at the DMV was starting some sissy mess with me.

by unlearn777 April 1, 2017

Keep messing around you will be the bad smell in the attic

Meaning if they do not stop mucking about they will be murdered and tossed into said attic

Person 1, Yeeeeeet I'm only 16 I wanna kill a mockingbird by shoving a dog up his arse

Person2, Oi YOU SILLY BUGGERING BENT OVER SHEEP SHAGGER TALK ANY MORE SHIT ILL SKIN YOU FROM THE COCK AND LEAVE YOU IN THE FOCKEN ATTIC YA WEE BASTARD

person 1, you don't half talk shite you do

Person 2, THATS IT CUNT KEEP MESSING AROUND YOU WILL BE THE BAD SMELL IN THE ATTIC

by Illskinurcockbackwardswankstsi July 21, 2019

Hot Mess

a sexy person who has a shit face when he/she drinks.

Penn State Dude: I wanna goto Juniata and meet some smart sexy girls tonight?

Juniata Girl: I know I am smart and sexy but I am such a hot mess when i am drunk.

by jc_sherwood1 August 31, 2011

beautiful mess

A situation where things get out of control in a fast and furious fashion and there is no way to stop it. Usually caused by a misunderstanding about one person(s) overreacting to a remark, a gesture or just plain hunger pangs. It only gets worse when egos are lost in the mix and backtracking is impossible.

She told him that he needed to see a counselor since his dog is looking at him compassionately. He overreacted by stating that there was nothing wrong with his tie, that his life is great and that he dresses the way he feels like. The dog had licked the shoe where a drop of soup had fallen. The beautiful mess got messier with the disappearance of the evidence from the shoe.

by heavenly grace November 20, 2021