mari/marlena

no fucks to give

like we give no fucks we rlly dont care at all

"bro my grandma js passed frm cancer " mari/marlena '"to bad anyways u wnna order pizza for me u n ya gma oh wait shes dead"

by marigzzzz October 13, 2023

garket marden

Missing a Team Fortress 2 market garden but Source engine registered it anyway and you got a free kill 🎉

Player 1: (garket mardens Player 2)
Player 2 (average tf2 player): You dont deserve that kill also kill yourself

by rb ryan February 18, 2025

Pulling a Maarten

Being absent without letting friends know

A friend, let's call him Maarten, and you decide to meet up for a spliff. You're at the meeting point, the spliff ir rolled, litten and abut to be inhaled. Maarten is late.... an hour late.... a few hours late. You have tried calling him several times but nobody answers. After 12984723894 hours, you get a text from Maarten claiming he is sick and is not coming today (which was pretty obvious by then anyways). This is 'pulling a maarten' and the lesson is that when you are sick, you are not able to call people to let them know in time!!!

by SAJEMA October 21, 2010

Soft-serve-Marte

A well-known word commonly used by the international volleyball community to "explain" an underwhelming serve, where the volleyball lacks the power to pass over the net, or in some cases, goes out of bounds in front of the net.
The origin of the term; Soft-serve-Marte is currently unknown, although speculation suggest it might originate from a volleyball player from Norway, named Marte.

Q: "I can't understand why I can't serve the ball over the net"
A: "Oh, Soft-serve-Marte got you down?"
or
"You seem to have an unfortunate case of Soft-serve-Marte today.."

by Reinys October 5, 2020

hailey marie marte

One of the smartest, most intelligent, and beautiful girls you would ever meet in your life.

Hailey Marie Marte is so fire. Nobody competes.

by Yourfavoritedemom July 31, 2021

Mr. Marden

some random black dude that speaks english with a very strong french accent, and appears out of nowhere when you break a rule. If you break a rule in front of him he drags you to the shadow realm.

"Dude this is so shit"
Mr. Marden: "What did you just say? I'm banishing you to the shadow realm."
"NOOOOOOOOOO"

by bmards May 7, 2024