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marriage niv and carson
person 1: helo i am getting niv and carson tomorrow
person 2: bro thats crazy pants bro marriage crazy niv carson!
by narson May 11, 2021
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Ilayda and Em marriage

Em and Ilayda should marry?

You’re probably curious why? I’m here to tell you, why! So you’ll probably be impressed by these two cute humans.

First of all, the L in Ilayda stands for Love. The M in Em stands for Me. <- Love Me = Marriage!

Em is a soft and cute human, Ilayda is a smart and honest human. These two are the best combination ever!!! It’s like cheese and salami! Those two fit pretty well together.
They should have married already!!
Isn’t that Em and Ilayda?
Yeah, they’re married.

Ilayda and Em marriage definition
by wemarried10 November 21, 2021
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great-grandpibling-by-marriage-in-law

Spouse's great-grandpibling's spouse.
My great-grandpibling-by-marriage-in-law is a good person.
by NSBC968755 February 25, 2023
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Micro-marriaging

When your significant other manages your life down to the smallest detail.
Honey, stop micro-marriaging my life! If I want to eat a BigMac covered in Hershey syrup I can!
by Real_NoobToob September 14, 2021
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grandaunt-by-marriage

Grandpibling's wife.
by NSBC968755 February 25, 2023
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Marriage

I mean, the whole thing is incestuous at it's core. I mean, even the story of Adam and Eve sounds like a father coming home to find that his kids are fucking eachother. The whole thing is gross. Weird incest breeding cult of solipsistic, narcissistic psychopath worshipping zealots. Even the status hierarchy revolves around seeing who can be the most solipsistic narcissist.... It's me. I'm the guy. The most of all things. AND! And... I created A.I.
Hym "Marriage (as a practice) is a ritual... Where you take some random chick... And make YOUR parents... HER parents... And vice-versa... And THEN (and ONLY then) is it ok to fuck... Like, sex before the ritual is bad... But sex is fine as soon as she's technically (and legally) your sister... THEN it's ok to fuck... It's incest! The whole thing is literally an incest ritual."
by Hym Iam January 19, 2024
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aunt-by-marriage-in-law

Spouse's pibling's wife.
My aunt-by-marriage-in-law is a good person.
by NSBC968755 February 25, 2023
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