The Montana Zombie Apocalypse

The Montana Zombie Apocalypse is a risky yet rewarding sexual act involving an individual that’s infected with an STD and the other a person with autism. The person with autism eats the other persons ass until the STD is transmitted to the autistic person. Once diagnosed, both individuals must convince the doctor that diagnosed them for a threesome and therefore repeat the cycle.

“Jeff was autistic so I introduced him to a niche sex act and I gave him an STD via The Montana Zombie Apocalypse”

by Horrific Sex July 7, 2025

Big Montana

Exaggeratedly large vagina lips

You know she's keeping a big Montana under them panties!

by LunchMoney9000 July 12, 2025

Montana Ranch Catastrophe

This was when a man got a bull on his farm and or ranch par say and it got mad cow disease and went ape shit and raped a mouse with alien bouse

Montana Ranch Catastrophe: I dont speak, I dont think I just am bulll

by Mongolian Enthusiast July 19, 2025

Montana marinator

This isn’t a thing you reverted fuck

The Montana marinator isn’t a thing pervert

by Goonboy67 July 29, 2025

Montana missionary

Where a guy named gage/gaige gets sounded and pounded by two goth chicks with 13in strap ons

“Wow man I just had to goth chicks shove 13in strap one in my dick and ass Montana missionary style”-gage/gaige

by Sister do January 20, 2025

Montana Backhoe

When a man shits on a woman's chest, scoops it up with his dick and proceeds to ass fuck them.

Man #1: "Damn Jessica is so hot, I'd like to give her a Montana Backhoe."

Man #2: "Dude. You're a sick bastard."

by Mason Wade February 16, 2025

Montana wet t-shirt

Peeing on a white tee and letting it freeze on you in the Montana cold weather

Would you care for a Montana wet t-shirt

by Masterbutter February 19, 2025