The sexual act of putting on a top hat, beard, and mole while taking a poo on the chest of your partner forming a small house.
by Sketchy D May 2, 2008
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y0 i pulled the old abe lincoln and dirty sanchez in the same night bro...i don't think i'm gonna get to spank her anymore.
by unbri August 22, 2006
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1/4 Devil's Springs Vodka
1/4 Bacardi 151 Rum
1/2 Vanilla Coke (Regular cola is okay in a pinch)
The amount of rum and vodka should increase after every subsequent Abe. He/she should make it through four increasing strength Abes but he/she should be gone by the fifth. The fifth Abe should be barely brown/black and contain enough over-proof liqueur to kill a horse.
1/4 Bacardi 151 Rum
1/2 Vanilla Coke (Regular cola is okay in a pinch)
The amount of rum and vodka should increase after every subsequent Abe. He/she should make it through four increasing strength Abes but he/she should be gone by the fifth. The fifth Abe should be barely brown/black and contain enough over-proof liqueur to kill a horse.
by perfect cruelty July 13, 2009
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gets a hat and the jumps female takes a wild shat in it then he jumps around with the hat on as if he had one wing the they throw up in eachothers mouths
gets a hat and the jumps female takes a wild shat in it then he jumps around with the hat on as if he had one wing the they throw up in eachothers mouths
by flippin skittles (u know what it is) May 21, 2008
Get the one winged lincoln mug.The Real Abraham Lincoln first you take a gal and bring er out to a nice dinner. then, you suprise her with balcony seats to a nice show. During the second act, pull a gun on her, and shoot her, point blank, in the temple. then, fornicate with the wound, pulling out ONLY for ejaculation along her jaw line. then, shave her pubic hair, affixing it to said jaw line with the aforementioned semen as adhesive. named after our 16th president who was most well known for the emancipation proclamation, and in no way known for getting his bullet wound fucked by the guy that shot him, John Wilkes Booth.
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pete: sorry im late to our weekly poker gettogether. i had to shoot my former girlfriend in the head, fuck the hole, ejaculate on her face, shave her pubes, and make a beard out of the cummy hair.
rick: wait, you ABRAHAM LINCOLNED your former girlfriend????
pete: correctamundo!
pete: sorry im late to our weekly poker gettogether. i had to shoot my former girlfriend in the head, fuck the hole, ejaculate on her face, shave her pubes, and make a beard out of the cummy hair.
rick: wait, you ABRAHAM LINCOLNED your former girlfriend????
pete: correctamundo!
by davey, paul, charlie May 17, 2006
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#1 Wanna go out and have fun tonight?
#2 Na, I don't feel like doing anything
#1 Man you're such a Lincoln
#2 Na, I don't feel like doing anything
#1 Man you're such a Lincoln
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