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Le Conte

Guern for 'The Cunt'. Attends strip clubs regularly and is shit at squash.
You playing Le Conte at squash?

No mate, he's at a strip club, I'd beat him hands down anyway!
by Wes12345 October 22, 2013
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Le Rofl

The French way of saying "Rolling On The Floor Laughing"
You did WHAT?! Wow, I am literally Le Rofl!
by Ayih Ribak July 9, 2011
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Les Jordan

A large man with a disproportionately small penis.

Les Jordan's are neither showers nor growers.
"I thought he was gonna give me the Big D, but ended up getting Les Jordan"
by Big Shawraaaay August 21, 2016
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le monnier

To 'Le Monnier' is to perform the act of masturbation with a semi-ripe honeydew melon.
'Don't give Steve that melon, he's bound to pull a Le monnier'
by Tidyboy December 28, 2017
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Les Yay

The lesbian (or at least all-girl) equivalent of Ho Yay, where two female characters in a work of fiction are written with obvious romantic or sexual subtext between them.
TV watcher 1: "The two female leads in this show seem really close. They seem better for each other than their love interests."
TV watcher 2: "That's because the writers put a lot of Les Yay between them."
by Woodunt U. Lyketano August 12, 2014
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Le Monke

Le Monke is our lord and savior, Le Monke died on the cross to repent our sins, we shall do the same.
"In the name of the Father Monke, the Le Monke, and the holy Monke, Amen."
by SoulFire___ December 14, 2021
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Le Fobb

Legitimate Fobb.

Where you convince someone to go away with a valid reasoning (when you might be able to help them)

Usually used to save both parties time
Technical support company's might suggest a client goes to their ISP if they have internet issues to troubleshoot 1st with them, 90% of the time the issue is with the ISP however the techs could have checked a few things prior to confirm this is the case.

If something can be done but its not feasable (ie would cost millions to develop a system to do x y or z for something that's never gonna make money) advising person with request not possible is a Le Fobb
by klansimpson October 19, 2010
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