keen ken

Keen Ken
Is the keenest Ken around.
He never misses lectures.
He always takes notes.
He even learnt chinese to understand Dr. Mi Wang

Keen Ken can you sign me in for a lecture (Wilkie 2014).

by Ken t'5th February 13, 2014

horror ken

v. Originating from ken

1. A particularly odorous and semi-liquid ken that leaves the excreter feeling as if he or she has just passed a bowl of porridge.

The Daily Telegraph promised a full expose with pictures of a horror ken left by Princess Michael Of Kent in the loo of Sainsbury's.

by Robert D Sykes April 26, 2005

Coach Ken

Incredible dick who promised the boys pizza but gave it to the girls instead. All after fucking the boys' mothers.

Coach Ken fucked up the sheriff because he was power hungry.

by Extreme_Honesty123 January 22, 2015

KEN

A Wimpy little annoying bitch, he probably played baseball in highschool and still brings it up years later. 40 years old and still plays softball. Most likely bald.

Ken is being Ken again.

by Jacobrune December 12, 2018

Ken

a gay man version of a “Karen.”

“That gay man was yelling at that cashier for no reason! He was being a total Ken.”

by slanggang12 July 19, 2021

Ken Asti

Cutest and tiniest human being ever, feisty but is actually a cinnamon bun. Often spots wearing ponytail on school, youngest that makes her everyone's lil sister. MUST PROTECT AT ALL COSTS!!

Hey, who's that grumpy cute looking person sitting in front of you?

Oh! That's Ken Asti <3 give her lots of Love please

by adoredbyjay November 21, 2021

Ken

Ken is a great guy with a really long.... periscope. He likes to watch foxes and fold laundry. You would be lucky to know him because he is really a great guy who understands the value of family, is fun to be around and an excellent conversationalist. Homs has him leveled up and he likes to spoon. Lastly, if you ever get the chance, enjoy a Kencation before your time on earth is over.❤️

He ken spy on the fox or he ken swat fruit flies.

by Ronnymomo October 9, 2023