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Jewish Steamroller 

When two Jewish seniors with gray hair smother and slather moist, mushy matzah with there shlongs on there buttcheeks.
Harold gave a me a Jewish steamroller lastnight. I had to shower twice.

Jewish Lemonade 

A beverage made of free lemon slices, water, and sugar packets. It is usually made by customers at In-N-Out.
Nothing says hilariously unkosher like a double double with bacon, cheese, and a cup of Jewish Lemonade.
Jewish Lemonade by davidrgarber June 15, 2016

Jewish Lemonade 

A beverage made of free lemon slices, water, and sugar packets. It is usually made by customers at In-N-Out.
Nothing says hilariously unkosher like a double double with bacon, cheese, and a cup of Jewish Lemonade.
Jewish Lemonade by davidrgarber June 15, 2016

jewish jew 

Not concerning religion an insult often used to insult someone stemming from anti-Semitic backgrounds.
jewish jew by Defining Things 12 November 21, 2016

Jewish Nazi 

A weird and dark way to say you want to kill yourself. References the fact that Nazis wanted to kill Jews, so a Jewish Nazi would want to kill himself.
Person 1: How are you feeling today?
Person 2: Like a Jewish Nazi.
Jewish Nazi by BlackMesaLabs0 December 6, 2016

jewish lightning bolt 

When a man of Jewish descent, Ukrainian bitch slaps the dick of a nazi, making it ejaculate in a lightning bolt formation.
did you see when sally used the Jewish lightning bolt? David took it like a pro.