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iPhone 13 mini

The iPhone 13 mini is the equivalent of the airbus A318. Its small size crippled its battery life and hampered sales. Same with the airbus A318. It was too small and its engines burned more fuel than expected so airlines didn’t want to operate it. It’s still in service with Air France, but will eventually be replaced by the A220.
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Apple iPhone

Apple iPhone = Airbus and Samsung Galaxy = Boeing.
by glubglubglubglub August 6, 2025
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iPhone 17

The much anticipated new members of the iPhone family, set to be birthed into this world later today at the time of writing this.
Before iPhone 17 launch:
Guy 1: Bro... when is this iOS 26 beta update gonna finish!!!!!!!!
Guy 2: Yeah bro it's gonna finish when the iPhone 17 releases lmfao get it because like you kn-
Guy 1: Get out of my house.

After iPhone 17 release:
Guy 1: Yo I got the new iPhone 17!
Guy 2: WTF HOW DID YOU GET THAT ISNT THAT LIKE SO EXPENSIVE??
Guy 1: I got money to buy it cheap on an obscure site, I got lucky for it not to be a scam, wanna have a look at it?
Guy 2: Don't your parents like prohibit you from buying from dodgy online sites?
Guy 1: Nah bro its fine, I sold my parents anyways and let me have the house so like-
Guy 2: WTF?
by glubglubglubglub September 9, 2025
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iPhone 17

Apple finally put 120hz on the non pro iPhone and made a new iPhone air which is gonna be the iPhone 6 bendgate all over again. And they offered a 2tb option for the 17 pro max. And they finally stopped offering 128gb for the iPhone pro.
Before iPhone 17 released:
Guy 1: Bro... when is this iOS 26 beta update gonna finish!!!!!!!!
Guy 2: Yeah bro it's gonna finish when the iPhone 17 releases lmfao get it because like you kn-
Guy 1: Get out of my house.

After iPhone 17 release:
Guy 1: Yo I got the new iPhone 17!
Guy 2: WTF HOW DID YOU GET THAT ISNT THAT LIKE SO EXPENSIVE??
Guy 1: I got money for it and bought it on the street as there’s no Apple Store in our town, I got lucky for it to not be a scam, wanna unbox it at my house?
Guy 2: Don't your parents like prohibit you from spending so much?
Guy 1: Nah bro its fine, I sold my parents anyways and let me have the house so like-
Guy 2: WTF?
by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing September 10, 2025
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iphone air

The extremely thin iPhone released alongside the iPhone 17, 17 pro and 17 pro max. iPhone 6 flashbacks anyone?
the iphone air will be the iPhone 6 all over again
by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing September 11, 2025
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iPhone air

the controversial iPhone released alongside the iPhone 17 family. It needs another battery pack, the processor is somehow slower than the regular iPhone 17 despite being labelled as A19 “pro” and costs more and has just one outer camera. You’d be better off even with an iPhone 16 pro.
by glubglubglubglub September 20, 2025
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iphone 16e

A budget iPhone that has the body of an iPhone 14 but the soul of an iPhone 16, minus one gpu core. No MagSafe, no Dynamic Island, just one camera, no camera button and definitely no 120hz screen!
The iphone 16e has the body of an iPhone 14 but the soul of an iPhone 16.
by glubglubglubglub March 3, 2025
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