facial-fur filter

A.k.a. "mustache". Refers to where you are imbibing Pure Leaf tea or other liquid-libation which contains yucky dregs that you'd just as soon not hafta gag down while quenching your thirst, and so you angle your head back and slowly pour the beverage onto your mustache so that your Fu Manchu bristles catch most of the drink's offending particulate while allowing the refreshing liquid part to seep down through your upper-lip caterpillar and into your open mouth. Depending on the quantity and concentration of said sludgy sediments, you may need to pause frequently to wipe off the accumulated residues from your 'stache with a paper towel, but this minor inconvenience is small potatoes compared to the acute tongue/throat discomfort of having to actually ingest said stringy/gelatinous goo along with your flavorful fluid!

Utilizing your facial-fur filter takes some practice, but just like the upper-lip valve method of swigging your bottled whistle-wetter, this technique can indeed be perfected through careful and frequent employment, and allow you to guzzle your drink "cleanly"; i.e., without gagging or spilling anything on your shirt.

by QuacksO October 22, 2019

courtesy fur

The small amount of hair, a woman leaves when shaving her vagina, so she doesn't look like a "little girl"

Steve would've thought Brandi was jail-bait big time, if it weren't for the bit of courtesy fur she had left behind, when she shaved her cooter.

by TechSavage72 February 27, 2016

Fur plug

When a woman rides a horse naked and ends up with horse malt in her clinger.

“Sorry honey, I’m not in the mood, got a mean fur plug from my ride earlier.”

by Crackerjack121 April 27, 2021

Fur boy

A small gay man, like a twink, but hairy like a bear.

"After I took him home from the bar, I found out he was a fur boy. I still have his chest hair in my mouth."

by RobMe911 February 13, 2024

douglass fur

extreme growth, or otherwise lack of 'manscaping', regarding male pubic hair surrounding the penis, which in turn grows upward around the penis, resembling a Douglas Fir

Bob maintained his Douglass Fur proudly because he enjoyed his Kat laying by it.

by bdog47 December 13, 2013

fur blanket

A sexual position in which the penis is placed in the partner's pubic or head hair.

Man, I was giving her a fur blanket, and I could tell she was using a new conditioner.

by snowpenguin September 14, 2014

Counter Anti-Fur-Day

on December 21th, you can bypass Anti-Fur-Day and still make the person parcitipate in Fur-Day, but a day later.

"hey dude, today is Counter Anti-Fur-Day, you won't be able to bypass 20th december, because 21th december is waiting.

by Tolijas December 19, 2020