matt bottom

A matt bottom is a curious teenage boy who only wants to know what length pyjamas girls wear to bed, he is most definately NOT into a cheeky nandos and if he was he would be a mango and lime and 1 fino side (creamy mash) kind of lad. You know you're dealing with a matt bottom when he's constantly active on Facebook and popping up to absolutely fucking everyone. He is an absolute ledge and you would be very fortunate to be graced by him. Easily identifiable this full kit wanker will have spiky hair and be wearing his best shoes to please the girls (umbro). His dirty talk will sound of similar structure "what do you think of me", "how soft are your lips" and "video call me"

Luke: "Jenny keep clear of Him, he's a matt bottom"

Jenny: "put your football away, it takes a matt bottom to know a matt bottom"

by Wittyenglishstudent_ May 14, 2015

Fast bottom

When a person has an unfortunate problem with regulating their own bowels.

Can be associated with ‘upset stomach’ ‘sloppy poo”

That burger has given me a fast bottom.

Mummy i think i’ve got a fast bottom

by djsjakakakefjdjs June 26, 2023

sandy bottoms

From one rhum drinker to another. Means go ahead and drink the rest of my daily rhum ration.

'Aye, mate! Sandy bottoms to you!"

by EACowboy February 3, 2017

Turkey Bottom

The accumulation of excessive food eaten over the Thanksgiving holiday, with the realization of it all settling in one’s buttocks.

As I awoke on Friday morning, to my horror, I realized that I was a victim of turkey bottom.

by Chaz McQwirkle November 28, 2022

bottom of the slide

To ask for you old job back after you quit in a way that is hard to forget, your best friend witnessed, or that made your mom cry. Can be used in a full circle fashion with hit the slide.

I hit the slide last month by booking my boss a ticket to the wrong city for her conference. I thought I got that bitch, but five weeks later I'm sitting in her office with my resume and a bouquet of flowers. Looks like I'm back at the bottom of the slide.

by chickenmcfuc August 15, 2010

Translucent Bottom

Someone who likes to be the bottom for group of people at the same time. Typically used in the context of homosexual relationships.

Did you hear, David was the translucent bottom at the orgy last week?

by Geoffrey.78 February 1, 2022

Under the bottom

Phrase describing something particularly underwhelming; lackluster.

Antonym of "Over the top".
Has nothing to do with what's under your seat.

"His sales approach was so under the bottom that everyone in the room fell asleep."

by alternatevil March 25, 2012