iPhone ass

When you're sitting on the toilet too long playing on your phone and your shitty ass dries to an unwipable crust.

What's that smell?

Sorry I got a bad case of iPhone ass after lunch.

by Deep sphincter May 8, 2018

iPhone

A smart phone created by Apple Inc. released in 2007 that has been updated for 15 years.

Wow, from the original iPhone to the iPhone 13 pro max, there has been a huge difference!

by No source definitions April 23, 2022

Seeing iPhone

Similar to the well known 'seeing-eye dog' a seeing iPhone is a friend, associate, lover, etc who you grab onto for guidance through the perils of the city while your attention is focused on your iPhone or other mobile device. They will kindly shepherd you around obstacles, other pedestrians and cars while insuring you don't wander into an intersection.

"Hey honey, be my seeing iPhone while I look up directions to the theatre. I don't want to walk into a sign."

by mattlesnake March 18, 2013

iPhone SE

A phone that nobody has unless they were hit in the head with a brick.

Person 1: What phone do you have?
Person 2: The iPhone SE, why?
Person 1: We're breaking up.

by yeetz72 November 23, 2020

iPhone

iPhone mean smart phone, aka 'RICH' for some people mind

P1: HAHA!!! I GOT AN IPHONE, IM RICHER THAN YOU NOOB!!!!
P2: stfu, who care

by testerman2314 November 2, 2018

iPhone

An extremely expensive phone that gets resold over an over again for even more money. Everyone has an iPhone these days.

Costumer: How much for the new iPhone?
Worker : 1000 dollars please.
Costumer : Oh ok here you go..

by Readmydefinition September 11, 2022

iPhone 9

"We Don't Talk About Bruno" ahh phone

"Dude, where's the iPhone 9?"

by theworldofurbanwords December 8, 2024