The old random rice that nobody will ever eat and is left in the cupboard solely for the purpose of drying out a wet I-Phone.
"dude, I'm starving! Can i cook up some of this rice in your cupboard?"
Stay away from that, man! That's my iPhone rice!
"Dude, gross!"
Stay away from that, man! That's my iPhone rice!
"Dude, gross!"
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