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iphone tired

When u think u are tired from life, but you are really just tired from being on your smartphone.
I thought I had cancer, but it ended up I was just iPhone tired.
by Caiusmark November 5, 2021
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Iphone hairdryer

A iphone hairdryer is a type of nreed dog that sleeps with Humans
Look at that girl she is such a iphone hairdryer
by Jubjub644 October 16, 2022
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iPhone

Trash quality phone that cost 3 times a way better phone, very popular among the kids who think to be cool because they follow trends, they are like samsung or other android phones but

-they easily break, Samsungs are way more resistant
-the way how iPhones work is kinda trash
-Meanwhile the Android users are actual good people usually , the iPhone users are some 5yo kids that will be toxic against those who have better phones, in those kids we can include : bobux flexers on robloxs, those who call you hacker for killing "the god of everything" which is just a kid who doesnt understand what hacker mean,average fortnite players,average tik tokers and other kinds of kids
-Android phones create features , Apple copies them but 5 years later
Ex. 1
Iphone user playing adopt me on roblox: HAHA, LOOK AT THIS BACON NOOB, HE HAS JUST A DEFAULT PET, TIME TO FLEX MY PETS AND MY ROBUX
The person who got called a noob: stfu iShit kid, go back to make ur fortnite tik toks for ur 5yo fans
Ex. 2

Iphone user in a school: LOL, IDIOT, LOOK AT YOUR PHONE, MINE COSTS 3 TIMES MORE, LOLOL, U HAVE NO MONEYS TO BUY A PHONE
The other guy: lmao, i have moneys and i prefer buying 300€ good phones instead of 1000€ shit that eill easily break
Ex.3

Iphone user: wow, i have 500k followers on tik tok, haha, and those idiots think that its cringe
The rest if the world: wtf , tik tok is cringe af, stfu iShit kid
Ex.4
Apple copying stuff:
Worker: I found out this new Samsung phone of 5 years ago with new features , lets make a shitty late copy of it and say its innovative!
Other worker: great idea, lets make everyone think its innovative and sell it for 1000€ meanwhile the original and way better version costs 200€
by BobukOnRoblok April 7, 2021
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iPhone

A hybrid of Phoneia Joneia. The most known iPhone is iPhone-Chan.
iPhones are good
by Lois Griffs :3 December 5, 2023
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iPhone 17

Apple finally put 120hz on the non pro iPhone and made a new iPhone air which is gonna be the iPhone 6 bendgate all over again. And they offered a 2tb option for the 17 pro max. And they finally stopped offering 128gb for the iPhone pro.
Before iPhone 17 released:
Guy 1: Bro... when is this iOS 26 beta update gonna finish!!!!!!!!
Guy 2: Yeah bro it's gonna finish when the iPhone 17 releases lmfao get it because like you kn-
Guy 1: Get out of my house.

After iPhone 17 release:
Guy 1: Yo I got the new iPhone 17!
Guy 2: WTF HOW DID YOU GET THAT ISNT THAT LIKE SO EXPENSIVE??
Guy 1: I got money for it and bought it on the street as there’s no Apple Store in our town, I got lucky for it to not be a scam, wanna unbox it at my house?
Guy 2: Don't your parents like prohibit you from spending so much?
Guy 1: Nah bro its fine, I sold my parents anyways and let me have the house so like-
Guy 2: WTF?
by why are russian girls so cute September 10, 2025
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iPhone ass

When you're sitting on the toilet too long playing on your phone and your shitty ass dries to an unwipable crust.
What's that smell?

Sorry I got a bad case of iPhone ass after lunch.
by Deep sphincter May 8, 2018
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Iphone

A peice of sh#t, the processor is only clocked at 0,001 ghz
A dumb piece of metal, that no one likes and it break's if you drop it on a floor made out of pillow's.
Iphone is shit, you should kys if you have one
by Iphone hater Lil pump official February 14, 2019
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