hummy

The word hummy is a slang glasweigian word usually used to describe when a female cups your testicles in her mouth and HUMS quite hard to create a relaxing vibrating effect.

These sex acts are usually performed by the more nimphomaniac or just average slut, and usually not by my girlfriend.....its just not fair...I WANT A SLUT!!!

I asked my girlfriend for a hummy and guess what she said?..........NO!

by Eat_Ma_Meat June 20, 2006

camel hump

1. guy version of a camel toe, when your cock can be seen from your shorts.
2. when someone comes up behind you and shoves their knee up your ass.

1. Dude! You're penis is sticking out of your pants!!! That's a sick camel hump!

2. You fucker! Stop camel humping me!

by nirvana4lf June 13, 2005

chinese moose humper

a small angry chinese man,who humps mooses for a living to support his 14 black babies.

dude.i saw a chinese moose humper the other day!

by yuushee mywang December 15, 2008

hump man

first you must do the batman noise nahnahnahnah then while dry humping the person without touching them works best with people with a big butt then after doing all this you yell hump man

it was funny when jordan got behind arp and then did hump man to her turned around and then he did it to shana!

by him 13231231 December 25, 2007

hempy

Something that is really, really gay.

Dude, that was hempy.

by peeoncarl June 20, 2010

Hump the Rainbow

To make comments or actions that provide no value to a conversation or event other than to invite argument or bickering among the participants.

See: Stirring the pot.

Person 1: What do you guys want to get for dinner?

Person 2: Whatever you guys want.

Person 3: Did you hear that Person 1 slept with Person 2s wife?

Person 1: Dude, why do you always have to hump the rainbow?

by lithian1611 December 28, 2009

Hump Noodle

To dry hump someone in a free noodle like motion

1:Yo have you ever heard of the hump noodle
2:Ya i do that to my girlfriend every morning

by Chanel Diamond Glitter January 2, 2015