Christopher-Reevesed

Being killed, in a video game, after being stunned by a stun grenade, especially in Call of Duty 4.

Matt: "Oh no! A stun grenade! I can't stand being Christopher-Reevesed... Not being able to move quickly is the worst."

by imnotyourbro February 15, 2008

Christopher Columbus Syndrome

A strong urge have sex with a lot of different people and sail the ocean blue while you are in a long term relationship with somebody.

Dad: What happened to Jack and Jill? They have been together for 10 years!

Mom: Well, after Jack came down the hill with a pail of water, he decided to leave Jill to sail the ocean blue. When Jack came back, he came back with the clap and a boatload of crabs.

Dad: Yea, I remember when I came back from having the Christopher Columbus Syndrome. I gave you syphilis. I think I still got it now that I mention it. Don't tell the kids.
Mom: Those were the days, good times.

by badsailerman1492 July 24, 2021

christopher

someone who is in love with ashlyn because shes just so chill like that. mmhmhmhmhmhm ya dig ?!

hey did u see christopher crying for ashlyn yesterday?

by lmfaolmfaolmfao<3 October 4, 2008

Christopher Columbus

To lay claim of ownership to something/someone that isn't yours, more commonly associated with relationships.

Girl, I told him that I had a boyfriend now, but he tried to Christopher Columbus me and claim the p**sy is still his.

by DiamondDCee August 2, 2011

Christopher

1. Is a term used to describe someone who is the greatest of someone who is godly.

2. A male with a irregular size penis who will fuck your bitch or Slaughter your daughter

That dude is good but he's not Christopher

by Ja'lil Moore January 3, 2017

Christopher

A BIG FUCKIGN CRYBABY.

OH LOOK A BIG CRY BABY CHRISTOPHER

by LOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOL January 17, 2017

Christopher<333

my lovely red head. he is the best thing thats ever happened to me. he treats me like a real woman. he has the most amazing smile and perfect brown eyes. hes the love of my life. he is so funny and i cant wait untill we take the relationship to the next step. he is all i could ask for and he is my one and only. I LOVE YOU CHRISTOPERR!

Christopher<333 is just amazing.

by ashley michelle<3 June 1, 2011