Heather 

Big booty beauty who don't play when its dominos time. She'll rub you down and dutch oven you 10 minutes later. She steals the covers like she steals yo shirts...fucking potato

Heather: aahhhh! Poor heather!
Me: girl! You done farting in them covers!

Heather by Ninjabootyjuice696988 July 30, 2018

Heather 

A girl who is the biggest hoe in the friend group. She’ll cheat on you, break up with you and when you finally find someone who’s worth your time that’s when she’ll swoop in and want to be friends with you. Heathers often prefer to be in open relationships and when they are in a relationship they’ll take everything they can from the person... worse yet if their person has money.

Look at her, she reminds me much of a Heather.

Heather by Heatherparr May 4, 2020

Heather 

A beautiful black woman who is strong and amazing. She is the life of the party. Shoe gets all the boys and everyone wants to be her. Her sense of comedy is unmatched it’s part of her appeal.

“Wow Breonna looks so pretty.”
“Yeah she’s totally a heather.”

Heather by Kinkdaddybussy August 19, 2020

heather mills 

ecstacy
pills

just banged a couple of heather mills am buzzin oot ma coupon

heather mills by strudin February 7, 2009

Heather 

A song I very much relate to

I still remember the 3rd of December me in your sweater you said it looked better on me than it did you only if you knew how much I like you, but I watch your eyes as she walks by what a sight for sore eyes brighter than the blue sky, she's got you memorized while I die how could you ever kiss me, I'm not even half as pretty you gave me your sweater it's just polyester but you like her better I wish I were Heather

Heather by Thatweirdgay December 1, 2022

Heather 

Girl, usually has blonde hair. Loves random Spanish, plays trombone. And uses said trombone as a weapon. Possibly had a broken collar bone in 5th grade. Has a best friend named Gracie, who may have dark hair and play the flute. Heather is classified as a Band Loser, because Band Losers and way cooler than band geeks. Birthday is in February. She may also be known as Heatherito. Likes the Arizona Green Tea Energy Drink. Heather has a mosquito. The End.

Heather: "Oh shit, I broke my collar bone!"
Gracie: "Oh no! BAND LOSERS TO THE RESCUE!"

Heather by invaderxgaz January 2, 2009

tared and feathered 

when you skeet on a girl and then beat her with a pillow and make the feathers fall on her

dude i totaly tared and feathered your mom last night

tared and feathered by ben and justin February 2, 2008