Government

A fascist organisation set up to control and oppress you.

Fuck the government

by Da_Milo_Bob April 27, 2019

government's record

постановление правительства

The Prime Minister yesterday attacked the Government's record on unemployment, claiming that things were better during the 13 years of Conservative rule.

(Премьер-министр вчера раскритиковал постановление правительства касательно безработицы, утверждая, что дела обстояли лучше в течение 13 лет консервативного правления.)

by hollli November 22, 2016

Pulling a government

Saying something even worse then what actually happened (still usually bad but not necessarily) to subvert expectations and make someone less upset about the second thing.

Person A: "I accidentally scratched your car."

Person B: "What!?! How bad is it?!"

Person A: "Actually, I just scraped your side mirror, but it should be fine. I was just pulling a government to subvert your expectations.”

by Pipicidal May 6, 2024

Government

A corporate entity, like the one that owns the buildings people live in, work in, shop in, dine in, play in, the doctor's offices they go to, and so on.

People ended up giving the government what the government felt like they deserved.

by Solid Mantis January 26, 2021

Government Shutdown

Oh hey, would you look at that? They're taking another vacation! Fantastic! I'll just sit here and let the infection continue to eat away at my brainz and then you just fuck off into the night and do whatever, right?

Hym "Ho! That is not a surprise at all. There was never a 'Well maybe we won't shut it down if so-and-so does whatever.' No. The government shutdown was always going to happen. They are going to do to the rest of you what they are doing to me and what they have been doing at those town halls. Walk away from you as you're talking to them. Go to their homes. Pull up the shutters. And wait it out. Wait for you to tire yourselves out. They are going to come back later with 'Alright guys we did it. We did the deal-contract and now we can get back to talking about UFOs. FuUuUuck me! No I'll just sit here though. Don't mind me."

by Hym Iam October 1, 2025

Government Sugar Baby

One who is capable physically of completing a job but rather chooses to sit at home and leach checks from the government.

Dave is such a “government sugar baby”, he needs to get off his ass and get a job.

by Rob144 September 13, 2022

Governmentals

Those that work for the government,such as treeples,treeciples,narcs, weekend warriors, undercovers,and bunkermates.

"I think I see a governmental....those governmentals are everywhere!Gathering Intel ,and wearing ghillie suits.. hanging out on the branches ,and watching.Thank you for your service,just respect my privacy."

by anonymous November 17, 2021