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goober

Normally seen as a generally hot man. A type of man to get all the gross, stinky, yucky, icky, and smelly women and none of the cute boys :sad_face:. Type of man to continuously love someone, even though that someone consistently cheats on goober with his daughter.
Poor goober, Hope he’s doing alr.”
by GOOBPUNK October 4, 2021
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goober

a person or thing that creates annoyance, displeasure or disappointment; also used as a term of endearment.
Joe spent 20 minutes setting up the blender to blend a drink that should take 20 seconds to make. What a goober!

"Hey you cut in line in front of me, don't be a goober. I've been waiting here 5 minutes."

What are you doing digging up the beach, looking for treasure I bet. You little goober.
by AbleA October 5, 2021
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Goober

Stop itching your goober!
by JohnsonvilleSausage July 16, 2021
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Goober

Racist term for Argentine-Senegalese people. If you say this you will be attacked.
Dan: Look at that dumb argentine. He’s such a goober.

Ricardo: Don’t say that buddy. *Shoots him*.
by stronzo75280 July 28, 2021
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Choochie goober

is a man who pulls alot of bitches and that has eaten enough pussy to know the taste of every human race
Damn randy do you really need 2 side bitches and a ig model swing some of that grade A pussy over here you coochie goober
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Goober

Goober is a Personal Pronoun/Identifier used by Goofy, funny people who love having fun with their friends. The politically correct term would be "Goofy Goober", but just using "Goober" as a shortener is 100% a-okay! Goobers may have expanding sexualities, but don't care about other's preferences, and just enjoy goofing around and having fun with friends.
Person 1: "How's it going, my fellow goober"
Person 2: "Going great, goober, wanna play Fortnite"
Person 1: "Sure!"
by PlootsMaster July 3, 2021
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Goofy Goober

Codeword for "I like getting pegged" (note that everything said in the rest of the sentence has no relevance.)
by GOOFERGOOBY August 16, 2022
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