Chrome 'a' gnome

A happily featured gnome with down syndrome.

My neighbour just bought me a welcome gift it was a chrome 'a' gnome.

by TJR93 May 8, 2024

Liquor Gnome

Evil trickster gnomes that run around and cause any inconvenience to you while you are consuming alcohol.

Liquor Gnomes can be avoided by carrying around a personal gnome to act as a camouflage, as gnomes have no interest in harming their own kind.

Person 1: "What happened to you last night? You broke your glasses and then disappeared to go sing karaoke after we finished all of those beers."
Person 2: "The Liquor Gnomes got to me."

by MannytheBatman May 20, 2024

The Butthole Gnome

A terrible creature of the night who crawls up your asshole and sets up camp in your prostate.

Girl 1: Oh my God, what are we doing?

Girl 2, pouring a salt circle on the ground: Summoning The Butthole Gnome, of course.

by ChloroformShmoroform March 6, 2024

Hairy gnome

A short gnome with a long beard.

David told the man, “You’re so short you look like a hairy gnome with your long beard, dude. Haha, I believe you wouldn’t be so dramatic about that even if you’re cool and mathematic.”

by The Fat Chav July 4, 2021

Garden gnome

Someone from the FNG discord server who thinks garden gnomes are funny, he is also a Salah simp like you are. The amount of cringe he produces is usually unreal. His opinions are also questionable.

Tuna's are the best type of fish, no debate. Said by garden gnome on the 12 th of July

by Some garden gnome July 12, 2021