Glass waffle

The act of pressing male genitalia against glass preferably a door or window in the presence of an unsuspecting audience.

Google street view was driving by my house; I made sure they got a good glimpse of my glass waffle.

by Pweefweeherman August 1, 2016

tipsy glass

Slang term for meth, often used in the Daytona Beach area.

Yo! You got that Tipsy Glass?

by ForrestSucksInEpicFFL November 14, 2018

Glass Saxophone

Another word for a bong.

Hey man, you want to play a song on the glass saxophone? I packed a fresh bowl.

by YeezusHchrist November 23, 2018

Blow glass

Yacht exscursion in the a.m watching/ snapping the water spray out the back of the yacht as you leave the harbor.

Snapchat a clip of the moment with a caption. “Do you blow glass?”

by Mr. Leer Familiar December 8, 2018

Glass vase

A vase carefully made by an artist, usually made or glass, but sometimes it can be made out of dog food or rhinocerous earfluff, all depends on whta you have at hand.

Wife: I bought a bouqet of flower, do we have a glass vase?
Husband: Yeah, I bought a glass vase two months ago, I got a good deal on it too, don't break it.

by Auroean December 17, 2018

glass frog

A frog that is glass. Commonly used as decor.

Chad: "look at that glass frog!"

Martha: "im going to buy that beautiful decoration!"

by QueKia June 19, 2018

Shitting on glass

Smooth

The pilots landing was smooth, like shitting on glass

by Kayla Conno January 21, 2019